DAMN, ONEW!!
Okay ... I know I just said that Jonghyun was number one in my newbie SHINee lovin' heart ... but ... well, he might have competition now.
Onew, I apologize for not paying you and your manhood any attention before this. If I had known what was underneath those pants ... rest assured you'd be talked about more than Sex God and his Concealed Weapon, Master GD and his One-Eyed Dragon, King of Foreplay and his Royal Scepter, Rain and his Lightning Rod, and Lips of Sex and his Chapstick. You get the point here ...
(If you're wondering about Lips of Sex ... totally just created that one).
You know what would be perfect? Jonghyun's face, Minho's voice, and Onew's junk. Perfect SHINee member.
TKPA
"You know what would be perfect? Jonghyun's face, Minho's voice, and Onew's junk. Perfect SHINee member."
ReplyDeleteLet's get to work on that!
LOL chapstick makes it sound so small !!
ReplyDeleteI can give you a series of pictures where you can see Onew's junk xD
ReplyDeleteThe last one from his musical is just... *slurp*
onew seems so innocent, but....TKPA WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME THINK THESE THOUGHTS EVEN ABOUT ONEW?!?
ReplyDeletejk but i like onew's voice so much more,i think it's my favorite in kpop.
@lorenny: lol i thought the same about chapstick!
i think that needs to be changed haha
Lorenny & frankiegee9:
ReplyDeleteHave either of you seen this? 5:20-6:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0nGq4W7YJ4
I LOVE ONEW. He's "supa dupa sexy sexy" (from Lee Hyori's new album, thumbs up!)
ReplyDeleteHis voice is gorgeous, and he's adorable as hell <3. He's my favorite dongseng. Seriously he could convince me to drop all my money on him if he tried.
As for "Chapstick" I agree, makes it sound small~!
During SHINee's Juliette promotions, Onew's skin tight pants never failed to bring a little smile to my face. Thank you designer/stylist guy..THANK YOU!
ReplyDeleteIs there such a thing as a Jumbo Chapstick? I think that is what Lips of Sex needs...
SHINee's pants are always tight.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO. Lips of Sex and his Chapstick. That killed me.
i just want to reiterate what i tweeted you earlier: ONEW IS MINE! i hope that one's clear. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteThere is a whole website dedicated to Onew and his.. pants :P
Lips of Sex and his Chapstick...
ReplyDeletethat made me laugh!
speaking of Lips of Sex - here is a GREAT fancam of Lips of sex licking his lips of sex:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQHbUIAKA_g&feature=channel
WOOHOO baby
OMG!! Onew is the man I love in Shinee and you just made it so funny! I love you! HAHAHAHA and I never realised that :o
ReplyDeleteyou naughty naughty girl...
ReplyDeleteLOL...you need to calm down....hehehehe