What ... Who ... Why ... SUNGMIN?!

Oh.

My.

God.

Is this real?

Yes, yes it is very real.

How the ...

When did ...

Sungmin has abs?!

Not just abs ...

HOLY-FUCK-ABS!!!!!

Dirty thoughts about that once cute little ...

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

SUPER JUNIOR BOYS HAVE BEEN CHANGING FOR THE BETTER.

MORE FLESH. MORE FLESH. MORE FLESH.

Damn.

TKPA

Comcast? K-Pop? DREAM COME TRUE.

I know I'm going all fangirl crazy right now over this but I DO NOT CARE!

For all of you Comcast customers, if you didn't already know, you'll be extremely excited to know that there are several K-Pop music videos in the On Demand section. Yes, K-Pop on your TV, in America. I mean, I know we can all watch these videos online, but still ... the fact that us American fans are so far away from our precious babies, any little hint of being closer to them is a big deal for us.

Go into your On Demand and scroll down to "Music" (duh). Then select "Videos by Genre."

I stalked all the categories and found the following to make it easier for you to fangirl. (And I'm even including the girl groups).

Hip-Hop
Girls Generation - "Genie"

Pop
2NE1 - "Fire," "I Don't Care," and "Try to Copy Me"
2PM - "Heartbeat"
4Minute - "Hot Issue," "Muzik," and Hyun Ah's "Change"
After School - "Because of You"
BEAST - "Bad Girl"
Brown Eyed Girls - "Abracadabra"
Big Bang's G-Dragon - "Heartbreaker"
Girls Generation - "Oh!"
SHINee - "Ring Ding Dong"
Super Junior - "Sorry Sorry (Answer)"
T-ara - "Bo Peep, Bo Peep"
U-Kiss - "Man Man Ha Ni"
Wonder Girls - "Nobody" (in English)

Have fun going crazy! It says the videos are available until June 2nd, so WATCH AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!

TKPA

Oh, Sweet Shisus! Super Junior is Back!

I have been waiting for this day. I have been waiting for my ridiculously-numbered biases to come back. And of course, it being Super Junior, there is very little room for disappointment.

I know some people have criticized "Bonamana" and are taking a disliking to it ... all I can say to you is that you will change your mind, because I fully believe that Super Junior has this tiny little subliminal message in the form of ear cocaine embedded into each and every song. You will come to love "Bonamana." I guarantee it.

Last night the MV was released, and I didn't watch it until about five in the morning. And I know I have not covered ANY music video by way of spazzing blog post since BIGBANG released "Let Me Hear Your Voice." But it's freaking Super Junior and I love them and pretty much credit my entire addiction and this blog to them. So if you love me and this blog, you should be very thankful for the largest boy band in the world.

Let me start off by saying that I want all ten of them to take turns on a little spinning pedastal in the corner of my bedroom, lights shining all over their body. Mainly, (and I cannot believe I'm saying this, because it's just SO not me), I want Sungmin and Heechul rotating, because ... well ... they look pretty damn sexy.

I cannot believe I just said Heechul and Sungmin are sexy. This video has me all sorts of sexually confused right now. But I retract the previous opinion that Heechul's hair looks ridiculous and he's ugly, because it now actually looks good on him.

And it makes me happy to know that Leeteuk is showing flesh. And lots of flesh. In fact, just a jacket, nothing underneath it. I know that The Boyfriend really hates Teuk. No, he really hates him. He actually watched the video before I was able to, and while he credited the choreography and said he liked it a lot (he is a dancer and is pretty much the biggest fanboy to Taeyang), he also said there was a lot of "stupid parts" like "wearing a jacket with no shirt underneath. Is that necessary?" I of course not having seen the video, didn't know he was talking about Teuk. Now that I know, I think it's hilarious and adorable.

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO CAUGHT MY ATTENTION MORE THAN ANYONE? MORE THAN TEUK FLESH? THAT ADORABLE LITTLE SEXY ASS GEEK, KYUHYUN.

Seriously ... I always thought when the day came that Teuk showed endless amounts of flesh, no other Super Junior member or K-Pop idol could distract me. But damn that Kyuhyun and the fact that he's pure sex in the video and now he has become one of the main dancers ... holy shit. There are good things in your future, Kyu. Very, very, VERY good things.

They all look so amazing and delicious. And I think I speak for all of you when I say the best dance move occurs between 0:55-0:58. Am I right or what? (Someone make a .gif and send it to me ASAP!!)

Although it is not the same with only ten members, I am ridiculously excited for the comeback stage and the live performances and the constant media-whoring these boys will do. Because you know damn well that Super Junior is compiled of attention whores. And that's why I love them.

Check out "Bonamana" and try not to drool on your keyboard.

TKPA

Idol v. Idol: The Results!

You've spoken!

The idol with the best abs, 350 total votes:
1. Taeyang - 125 votes
2. Jaebeom - 63 votes
3. Rain - 54 votes
4. Siwon - 53 votes
5. Joon - 31 votes
6. Chansung - 24 votes

The idol with the juiciest lips, 264 total votes:
1. Taeyang - 88 votes
2. SeungHo - 82 votes
3. AJ - 58 votes
4. Se7en - 36 votes

The biggest diva, 274 total votes:
1. Jokwon - 135 votes
2. Heechul - 94 votes
3. Key - 45 votes

The idol with the best (raspy) voice, 269 total votes:
1. T.O.P - 219 votes
2. Jun Hyung - 21 votes
3. Minho - 17 votes
4. Jinon - 6 votes
4. Dongwoon - 6 votes

The best leader, 291 total votes:
1. G-Dragon - 159 votes
2. Leeteuk - 69 votes
3. Onew - 21 votes
4. SeungHo - 19 votes
5. Du Jun - 12 votes
6. Chance - 8 votes

The best maknae, 311 total votes:
1. Kyuhyun - 68 votes
2. Seungri - 64 votes
3. Taemin - 51 votes
4. Chansung - 49 votes
5. Mir - 36 votes
6. DongHo - 17 votes
7. Dongwoon - 15 votes
8. Young Sky - 11 votes

2PM BOXERS ARE HERE!

Before I package these lovelies up and send them off to be thrown at the six luscious 2PM men, I promised I would update you all on the process. And yesterday they arrived at my house! I was literally so spastic about receiving the mail when I logged onto the internet earlier in the morning and saw that the package had been processed at my local mail center and would be delivered later in the day.

And after putting them through the wash (because they smelled like gross ink and packaging, and now they smell pretty), I have taken pictures, rolled them up, and I am even more excited to bring them back to the post office to mail them out!

And the final product, what the boys will see on stage:

 

I rolled them up this way ... because if you look at it, it just looks like a t-shirt. Won't they be surprised when they unroll it to reveal boxers?

Again, Junho's, Junsu's, and Wooyoung's boxers will be thrown in New York. Chansung's and Nichkhun's will be thrown in Dallas. And Taekyeon's will be thrown in San Francisco. Thank you to the lovely ladies who are throwing these for me and for all of my blogstalkers!

Thank you to everyone who donated and helped out with the funding of this project! Collectively, $98.17 was put towards the boxers (with me making up the difference) so believe me when I say that this would not have been made possible without your help!!

TKPA