Nichkhun Finally Has a TKPA Nickname!

Yes, I know. FINALLY being the keyword. There was nothing worthy for Nichkhun, though. Nothing that stood out and made me think, THAT'S IT!!!

Well, that was up until yesterday when @oneherowildsoul came up with Thai Me Up.

W-I-N.

So, dry those tears, Thai Me Up. You officially have a TKPA nickname.

Now all we need to do is find one for Junsu ...

TKPA

A Few Announcements

Kind of tired repeating myself on some of these things, so let me get the "bitch" out for just a second here.

1. I don't know how many of you have actually taken the time to read the "disclaimer" on the sidebar, if you've even read it at all. So take a second to read it now. Embed it into your brain.

The Dreaded Disclaimer

This is not a gossip blog and it is not a news source. It is simply a place where fan girls who are "too old" to gush and fawn over these male idols in a PG way can express the adult thoughts we have.

A lot of the blog entries you will read are of a sexually-charged nature. Rest assured, it's all in good fun and I am not [completely] serious about any of it. With that, I do not talk about female idols. Sorry, I just don't.

95% of the things I write are a JOKE. I will no longer explain my sense of humor, because it takes all the fun out of everything. Either you get it or you don't.

I am a very nice person and I promise you that I will never criticize or mock you for voicing your opinion. As long as you respect me, respect those who comment, and most importantly as long as you respect the hardworking male idols, I will respect you.

2. Voting for Cervix Punchers is closed and will not reopen until May. Meaning don't post your picks on February's or November's posts, because by the time May comes around, I will not remember your picks. Just be patient.

3. BIGBANG Friday is not every Friday. It happens once a month.

4. What the hell happened to all the people who commented on the April Fool's post? All you new people who appeared out of the woodwork? Where are your comments now?

5. Meat Market is about the physical aspect of the idol. If he has great abs but a not-so-great face, then take that into consideration. It's the total package.

6. Do you honestly and really think I care about their hair? Not really. It's for entertaining purposes only. Will I stop listening to them because I don't like what they're wearing or what they look like? No, I am not shallow and for you to even make comments like "it's just hair" is stupid. I really don't care.

7. I write perverted things with profanity. As it says in the disclaimer, this blog is intended for those fans who are older. If you don't like the way I write, then don't read it. It is really that simple. I will not censor myself because you have a problem reading profanity.

8. You can email me any time. I mean that. Any time. If you want to tell me you love the blog, if you have pictures to share, you think I need to see a video, have a project you want me to help spread the word on, or you want to suggest I write about something you want to see on the blog. Seriously, anything. I've been slacking on replying back as of late, but that's changing now. Email: kpopaddict@live.com.

9. If you see me online, feel free to talk to me. MSN: kpopaddict@live.com, Y!M: koreanpopaddict@yahoo.com, AIM: thekpopaddict.

10. I love you. Thank you for reading. Thank you for commenting. Thank you for putting up with my insane tendencies. You all are amazing and I am grateful!

The K-Pop Addict

Thank You, Khun!

Thank you for tweeting this picture at some point last night. I am in love with it, and I am also really, really, insanely glad that The Riddler is no more. Thank you, bb.

The 2PM boys are looking super delicious in this. I don't know why K-Pop groups always have to have one blonde member, but considering Nichkhun's hair is not orange, I will put aside the fact that I don't necessarily like blonde hair on Asian men and be grateful for this. Because, in all honestly, it doesn't look half bad on Khun. He looks really good.

Sexy Beast Taek is looking ... mmm. (By the way, you know he has a Twitter?)

But you know who stood out the most to me? WooyoUNF. DAMN HE IS LOOKING SOOOOO GOOD.

2PM, please have your comeback now. Please. Please.

TKPA

Key is SHINee's Jokwon

Bitchface to the max. Though it doesn't quite have the "diva" factor that the Queen of Bitchface himself delivers. It's more of a you-better-run-before-I-punch-you-in-the-kidneys-repeatedly bitchface.

Still ... it's there. Practice, bb. Practice.

I love you, Key.

TKPA

Jonghyun, You May Have Some Competition

DAMN, ONEW!!

Okay ... I know I just said that Jonghyun was number one in my newbie SHINee lovin' heart ... but ... well, he might have competition now.

Onew, I apologize for not paying you and your manhood any attention before this. If I had known what was underneath those pants ... rest assured you'd be talked about more than Sex God and his Concealed Weapon, Master GD and his One-Eyed Dragon, King of Foreplay and his Royal Scepter, Rain and his Lightning Rod, and Lips of Sex and his Chapstick. You get the point here ...

(If you're wondering about Lips of Sex ... totally just created that one).

You know what would be perfect? Jonghyun's face, Minho's voice, and Onew's junk. Perfect SHINee member.

TKPA