Hi, Minho! What's With the Voice?

Okay, this whole getting more into SHINee thing has been very beneficial. Simply because it has given me new things to write about, new subjects to lust over/talk dirty about.

Like Minho's deep voice. So yummy. I am extremely happy he is eighteen. And I mean extremely. It's even given me a teeny crush on him. I say teeny because Jonghyun is number one in my newbie SHINee lovin' heart.

Minho is a close second, though. I don't want to say a very close second, because Jonghyun has him beat simply because ... well, there's no logical or legitimate reason as to why he is first. Only because I said so.

TKPA

Jonghyun ... Mmmm

Why do you have to be so delicious, Jonghyun?

I finally (yes, finally) watched the first episode of Hello Baby yesterday, and aside from the fact that he repeatedly apologized in English and that he could potentially be the worst father figure ever ... I love him.

Don't spoil anything for me! I'm committed to getting more involved (read: obsessed) with SHINee.

But this is the most priceless facial expression:

Awesome.

TKPA

Leeteuk, You Have Some Splainin' to Do!

WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD LET THOSE EVIL COWS MANIPULATE YOU INTO DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MANIPULATES EVERYONE INTO DOING YOUR BIDDING. YOU COULDN'T JEDI-MIND-TRICK THEM INTO GIVING YOU SOMETHING HOT CIRCA "SORRY SORRY" AND "IT'S YOU?!"

YES, I KNOW I KIND OF THOUGHT THE WHOLE "DON'T DON" PHASE WAS HOT, MINUS THE RAT TAIL. BUT SERIOUSLY, TEUK, THIS IS AWFUL, AWFUL, AWFUL! I COULD KIND OF GET INTO G-DRAGON BLONDE, BUT THIS CAN'T EVEN BE CLASSIFIED AS BLONDE!

IT'S YELLOW! YOU HAVE YELLOW HAIR! WHY THE ... WHAT THE ... HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

THIS IS FUCKING GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE. BUT YOU KNOW I WON'T DIVORCE YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT STUPID, UGLY HAIRSTYLE YOU WEAR, I WILL LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY AND I WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL WITH IT AFTER BITCHING AND MOANING FOR TWO MINUTES. FUCK YOU AND YOUR COMPLIANCE WITH THOSE EVIL COWS. I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU.

Sorry, I felt like typing this in all caps.

TKPA

Getting Better, But Still Hag-Like

Heechul, what the hell is going on?

This is just ... no. Pure and simple.

It's actually more like a HELL NO.

Your hair looks like a cheaply made, synthetic wig. Such a far, far, far, FAR cry from how gorgeous and beautiful you used to be.

I'm sorry to do this to you, but I must revoke your official TKPA nickname. You are no longer Pretty, Pretty Princess. Simply because you are no longer pretty. No, instead you shall be called Ugly, Ugly Hag.

Hopefully soon you will regain your former title. And I mean soon because Super Junior is just not as pretty and "flower boy" with you now. You're fuggin' up the whole line-up.

TKPA

Meat Market

Oh, sweet mother of God ...

Why is it always the Christian, no-premarital, tightly-wound-with-morals men that have the best bodies? I mean, really. If you think about it, it isn't very Christian-like to go around, parading your rippling abs and rock hard pecs, making girls think unholy, all while giving a brooding, sexy-laced stare that is guaranteed to send anyone who lusts after it condemned to eternal damnation, complete with fire and brimstone.

I'm going to K-Pop Hell, anyway, so I will be giving Abmighty Shisus a solid 10 and I will also bring this picture along with me on my journey to my jail cell in Hell.

1 – Did absolutely nothing for me
3 – Ehh, I've seen better
5 – Definite potential, but not my cup of tea
8 – Jaw-dropping
10 – Self-combustion

You know the deal, either comment or tweet me your rating and at the end of day, Abmighty Shisus will be judged. You have until midnight!

END RESULT: Shisus ended up with a 9.57 ... which rounds up to 9.6, which rounds up to 10. If he received anything less, it'd be blasphemy.

TKPA