Heechul: Manly or Pretty?

I know both of these are old, but I can't help but feel disturbed by it. We all know that Pretty Pretty Princess is well ... pretty. Too pretty. Disgustingly pretty for a man.

But ... the manly, unwashed, unclean Kim Heechul? Uhhh ... ew.

Manly Heechul

Our Pretty Pretty Princess

Which Heechul do you like better?

Personally, I'd rather deal with the envy of having a man more beautiful than I am. Because manly Heechul, facial hair and all ... well, he's a bit fug.

TKPA

I'm Tired of Korean Men Being Prettier Than Me

It's beginning to eat away at my self-esteem.

Hero/Jaejoong from DBSK is one of those guys I'm getting sick of. Don't get me wrong, I love this man, but he's just too damn pretty. No where near the jealousy-invoking-genetic-jackpot-good-looks that is Kim Heechul, though. Although I do think Jae is prettier than Heechul ... in the sense that he actually looks ten times more masculine than Heechul will ever hope to be.

And it's a fantastic thing that Jae knows the balance between pretty and manly, and he does it exceptionally well. This picture is all the proof I need to back up my statement:

You can insert your own dirty remark here.

I swear, I never used to like the pretty boys. I never felt an attraction to them. I was always into the manly, scruffy men. That was until I discovered Cristiano Ronaldo and his perfect Portuguese genes. Thanks, Ronny. You've ruined me.

Yours,

The K-Pop Addict

Addict v. Junkie: The Kim Heechul Debate

The K-Pop Addict - FOR

Why do I love Kim Heechul? It isn’t because of his porcelain, clear-as-crystal skin that is only obtainable through Photoshop, that’s for damn sure.

Heechul is hands down the biggest attention-whore in Super Junior. Even the die-hard ELFs cannot deny that fact. God created Heechul and put him on this Earth for a sole purpose: to entertain the masses. Whenever he is in front of a camera, he switches into make-the-audience-laugh-hysterically mode. And even though he gives off a nonchalant, uncaring attitude about pretty much anything that doesn’t directly involve him, this boy busts his ass with his jam-packed schedules. A hard worker is always admirable.

I love his eccentric personality. The fact that he made the members audition for who would participate in the Super Junior cover of “Gee,” is laughable in its very own right. How the hell he convinced these guys to go on stage in front of thousands of sexually frustrated teenage girls is beyond me, but anyone who can get Kangin to cross dress deserves major kudos. The master of imitation, Heechul probably spends hours standing in front of the mirror, perfecting his unique gift. While there he probably admires how man-gorgeous he is, but that’s a topic for the opposition, not the pro.

Honestly, Super Junior would be dull without Heechul, as he is truly one of a kind. Sure, he gives off a bit of a douche vibe every now and then, but his heart is pure gold, which is the only thing that matters. I platonically love this man and I have fully embraced the zaniness that comes wrapped in a too-pretty-for-words, almost-androgynous package.

You either love him or hate him.

The K-Pop Junkie - AGAINST

Okay, where do I begin?

First off, he is way way WAY too pretty/feminine looking. He makes me look like an ogre. I mean, could anyone compare to him when he puts on women dresses and when he has long hair? He completely would look better than any girl at prom. That is just depressing. He is called a flower for a reason.

Second, he is a complete douche in one of the videos I watched of the boys. He was just so rude and mean. He talked about how if a girl he is meeting up with is late he will just leave and not feel bad about it. I mean sometimes people are late with good reason. (I am always early for everything). What if he did that to you and you were stuck on the middle of the highway with a flat tire and no cell phone? SO RUDE! Plus, I bet he takes longer to get ready then most girls do and he is late all the time. Bet you! Then if he tells a girl what he wants them to wear and they don’t wear it he is mad at them. It is called freedom and we aren’t in the thirteenth century and ruled by men anymore.

Thirdly, The K-Pop Addict informed me how he handled his first kiss. He wiped it off so he could continue watching the Lion King. I mean I love the Lion King but if a guy wanted to kiss me, I would be all over that and rewind the movie. For real.

No offense to the petals out there, this is just my opinion, because he can be funny sometimes.



What are your thoughts on Heechul? Love him? Hate him? Come debate with us!
*Note: Seeing as how this debate became extremely heated between The K-Pop Junkie and myself, the two of us will refrain from posting under this topic, as it is still a completely sore spot between us and because we cannot shake off the ridiculously bizarre threats made. You, however, may comment all you like. I'll still answer you.*

Someone Please Explain ...

Why is Kim Heechul so disgustingly pretty?

Seriously, no guy should be that pretty, that delicate looking, as it gives women all over the world complexes. As much as I love him (and I really do love him), I would hate to be his girlfriend. Not only would I be insanely self-conscience about my appearance whenever we had a date night, but I probably wouldn't even be able to set foot in the bathroom, as I can safely assume that the entirely-too-pretty-for-his-own-good singer/actor will be firmly planted in front of the mirror, preparing himself for the night's events. (You can see it too, can't you?)

If I ever had a daughter with him, she'd be the prettiest child ever. Hands down.

Oh, Heechul ... I think you'd be the perfect friend for a girl to have. You would make a fantastic buddy to go shopping with, as you're not going to lie to a girl and tell her to wear something that makes her ass look three times its normal size, nor will you sugar-coat your words when telling us that that those pants clearly do not do our bodies justice. Also, because of your dainty hands (which look like you've never had to do a day's work of hard labor in your life), you probably dig manicures, and girls love manicures. Essentially, you are the gay best friend every girl needs to have in her life.

But you aren't gay. Well, at least, I hope you aren't, but your guy-on-guy kisses have made plenty of people think otherwise. You are [presumably] hetero, and you could potentially end up as a friend-with-benefits after one drunken night out at the club. Even though you look dainty, that temper of yours suggests a lot of pent-up aggression that will no doubt surface during a round or two creating the beast with two backs. And hey, even if you are gay, that's okay too. I will still love you regardless. Besides, you weren't on the "Baby-Daddy-To-Be" List, anyway.

Ugh, I loathe you and your perfect, milky white skin.

Yours,

The K-Pop Addict