MBLAQ is (Almost) Back

If I am going this crazy over a damn teaser, just imagine what the actual MV is going to be like ...

To start, let me just say, to every K-Pop male idol group in existance or for those upcoming in the future, this is how you should start every teaser. Whether it be a ballad or whatever, you should pick the most muscular man in the group and make him wet by placing him in the shower or in the rain.

Because if you do, you're golden. Instant amount of fans.

I have been slacking on my MBLAQ stalking as of late, so I had no idea how gorgeous and totally delicious my dear G.O looks without the facial hair. I mean ... wow wow wow wow wow!

I kind of wish he debuted without all that crap on his face, because he looks a million times better clean shaven.

And my AMAZING, SEXY SEUNGHO is as always, ovary-aching. Look at those fingers brushing against those lips. I am very jealous of those fingers right now. They get to feel those plump, juicy beauties every day.

He's so damn sex.

As is Joon. Even when he's fully clothed, he radiates pure sex. THAT JAW. MY GOD IS IT BEAUTIFUL OR WHAT?

The thing I love the most about Joon, though, is that he has become the member who will always be shirtless or in shower scenes or in rain scenes. Thank you, Ninja Assassin. You have made the boy less shy about flaunting that shit all over our computer screens.

Even Mir is looking less cutesy and more and more sexy. I am not understanding what is up with all these former cuties become suddenly animalistic (I'm looking at you, Sungmin), but I will not complain for fear that the latest trend will go away.

AND THE BIGGEST SURPRISE IS HOW FUCKING SEXY THUNDER HAS BECOME. WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? SWEET LORD, YOU HAVE BEEN CATAPULTED UP IN THE RANKINGS, THUNDER DEAR!

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. WHERE THE HELL DID HE LEARN HOW TO GIVE THAT LITTLE BITCHFACE-ARROGANT-COCKY EXPRESSION? I APPROVE OF YOUR NEW STYLE, THUNDER. I APPROVE! I APPROVE! I APPROVE!

Just about the only thing I'm not fond of is the whole F.Cuz "Jiggy" wardrobe. It seems like they stole the clothes, butchered them a little bit, and recycled the set. But for MBLAQ I can deal with anything ridiculous. All five of them are just sexy as all hell.

Check out the teaser here.

My rookie babes are growing up so fast!

TKPA