Important Announcement!

The time for G-Dragon's trending topic has been changed!

It's now going to be at:

South Korea - December 5, 2:00 PM
Australia (New South Wales) - December 5, 4:00 PM
Malaysia - December 5, 1:00 PM
United Kingdom (England) - December 5, 5:00 AM
United States (EST) - December 5, 12:00 AM
United States (PST) - December 4, 9:00 PM

I'm so sorry for the change in this but I have a VERY good reason as to why I decided to postpone it three hours.

I have to work that night (Friday) and I am not scheduled to leave until 10:30, which really means closer to 11. By the time I actually get home, it'll be close to midnight. If I were to keep it at the originally scheduled time, I'd be missing four hours of it. And that just plain sucks.

Hopefully this works out a lot better. I'm so sorry for this, guys! Really, I am!

(Note: I've changed all the times on the posts as well, so there will be no confusion! Email me if you have any questions!)

Also, while I am at work, TKPJ will be counting down and getting you all pumped up and ready to go! You MUST follow her on Twitter (@koreanpopjunkie)!

TKPA

Pyragon is About to Resurface

If pictures of Master GD holding a baby keep circulating the internet, Pyragon is going to be around 24/7. Ji-Yong will not do any photoshoots, any press conferences, any radio shows, television shows. No concerts, no music videos, no studio recording.

Nothing.

He will be in his bed, in his apartment, naked. I will be with him, either underneath or on top. That just depends on the moment.

Cell phones will be off. Computers will be unplugged and internet disabled (which means no blog posts). Television remotes will be hidden. No contact with the outside world. At all.

I am taking this man hostage and you will not see him until I am impregnated with his child.

And even if he knocks me up with the future Baby Kwon on the first try with unprotected sex ... well, symptoms don't start to show until like six weeks into it, so it's not like he'll be in hiding for a day. When he does show his beautiful face in public again, that means that the One Eyed Dragon's venom did the trick.

Don't hate me, though. Don't come after me with pitchforks and plan to tar and feather me in the street. It's not nice to hit/torture/abuse/kill a pregnant woman. It's frowned upon in most societies and I don't think Ji-Yong will be too accepting of you hurting his baby mama.

You can't hate me because it will make him upset. And you don't want to do that, do you? (If you say yes, you're evil).

TKPA

Happy Trails to You, Beastly Maknae

I just love the discovery of a happy trail, don't you?

Again, I'm not usually a happy trail lover ... but with the onslaught of them from the K-Pop male idols as of late ... I'm beginning to change my mind.

TKPA

I've Been Laughing My Ass Off

At this picture of Master GD from his Vogue spread.

His facial expression is just freaking priceless. He looks confused/horrified, as if to say, "What do you mean TKPA isn't coming to watch me during this photoshoot?"

Or as if to say, "What the fuck do you mean they sold out of the Lanvin shoes I wanted?!"

Yeah, it's definitely the second one, because we all know that I'd be kicking the hoebag modeling with him (who I cropped out, thankyouverymuch) out of the way and taking her spot. Like I want some skankoid hanging all over my future baby daddy and owner of my soul. Hell no.

I don't know why I find this so damn hilarious. I think it's because I'm sleep deprived.

I wish I could say that Pyragon is the reason I have been lacking sleep as of late, but unfortunately, the only thing I've been cuddling the past few nights is my pillow. It's not the same. I know Ji is feeling the TKPA withdrawl. Sorry, babe.

All I can say to comfort you is that I'm currently saving up money to fly to Seoul so we can cuddle all we want. And maybe we can work on procreating Baby Kwon?

TKPA

L-O-L-tastic 2PM

What can I say about this? There's just too much going on all at once for me to even write about, but I'll do my best to break it down, TKPA-style, one member at a time.

Wooyoung and Sexy Beast Taek are in the background acting like dorks and dancing like white boys.

Eight Pack Abs Jay realizes how idiotic they look and tries to back away with that little dance move so they don't notice. Good one, Jay.

Nichkhun is sad that I noticed SBT and Woo and Jay first, but then he perks up and winks and blows me a kiss. The wink is the code that we have to meet for dinner and dessert (aka, mindblowing sex). After all, we have to work on procreating a mixed baby.

Big Booty Junee and Junsu want me to pay more attention to them, thus the ripping of the shirt right off their bodies. Very nicely done, guys. You have my full attention.

Beastly Maknae knows how to take control of that TKPA-spotlight, though. You see how nonchalantly he unzips his shirt, flashes those pecs and abs, and gives a little grrr-face? Bravo, maknae. Bravo.

TKPA