6.03.2011

P.O, You Have No Idea What's Awaiting You

Never have I ever been this lustful over a maknae. Never.

While watching "Freeze" by the new, hot, gorgeous rookie group, Block B, I was totally leaning toward making Zico or B-Bomb or Jaehyo my bias to love, cherish, and obsess over infinite amounts until death do us part. Those are three equally sexy men, and Zico seemed to be winning leaps and bounds (because you all know how I love my rappers, and I especially love it when their fashion sense is outlandish and downright ridiculous).

And then P.O came along.

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Guys, I was done for. Like how could I not just fall apart and melt into a huge puddle of fangirl after hearing that voice? If I love rappers with off the wall fashion ... I love rappers with deep voices even more. And oh my God, a younger T.O.P sound-a-like who is equally gorgeous and dorky ... seriously? What did I do in a former life to make the K-pop Gods reward me with such an amazing gift?

Thank goodness you are eighteen, P.O. You are going to be talked about frequently. And I am so happy that only one person voted for you in the Cervix Punchers because now I can only share you with her. Don't worry, bb. I will work extra hard to make sure others see the fresh sex appeal that is just legally waiting for us to consume.

Oh, it's going to be a great summer.

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You should watch the video below and fall in love with him. And yes, I am tweeting this post to Cho PD.


Side note: He even looks like T.O.P!!!!!!! No wonder I freaking love this kid.

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I'm Scared of Boyfran

Boyfrans and gurlfrans ... I was severely creeped out by the new MV for rookie group Boyfriend's song "Boyfriend." And believe it or not it had nothing to do with the cutesy factor of the concept. It's a cute song, it deserves a cute concept.

It was the plastic, Ken doll members that kind of gave me the creeps. Not even Ken doll, because they're too pretty. They're more like masculine Barbie dolls. They look animated, computerized. Especially the blonde one with the big ass eyes (sorry, I don't know who is who). Just the way he moves his head with those eyes ... kind of reminds me of the little girl in The Exorcist. Just saying.

Can anyone give me names of who is who? I know three of them are fifteen, so just tell me who the twenty-one-year-old is so I can be his gurlfran.

I can't wait to see more from them in the future, and I especially can't wait until the blonde dyes his hair to a more natural color and thus not scare me anymore.


Names, please!

TKPA

And the Results Are In!

Thanks to everyone who voted! 142 comments, over 840 votes! :)

As you know, we're doing a new twist on things this time around. At the bottom of this post is a list for the ranking Top 15 and a poll in which I would really like you to choose just one idol that's the best of the best. The Top 15 are really surprising this time around, and it makes me glad that so many of you silent blog-stalkers participated in something! I know it was you!

Brief little paragraph here on something that I must address: I strictly said no voting for Taemin. I don't have anything against him, he just doesn't meet the criteria of this category. In July, he will be eighteen, and in August, you can go crazy in voting for him. There were some people who expressed excitement for August, and some people talked about him. They did not vote for him. And like I said, if you voted for "he-who-must-not-be-named-because-he-isn't-legal" I would delete it and not count it at all. And I don't know what I'm more upset at, the fact that some people refused to listen, or that some people honestly thought I was stupid enough not to know who they were talking about.

Wait until August!

Here are all of the results for the May Edition of the Cervix Punchers:

The Ones Who Received One, Lonely Vote:

Lee Seunggi
Eric (Shinhwa)
LeeU (formerly F.Cuz)
No Min Woo (TRAX)
Jay Kim (TRAX)
Lee Min Ho
Verbal Jint
Yoo Ah-In
Kibum (formerly UKISS)
Dari (Dalmatian)
Young Won (Dalmatian)
Jeesu (Dalmatian)
Woohyun (Infinite)
Sunggy (Infinite)
Kim Jae Wook
Jinwoon (2AM)
B-Bomb (Block B)
U-Kwon (Block B)

The Ones Who Received Two Votes:

Kim Jong Kook
Kan (F.Cuz)
Soohyun (UKISS)
Jae Jin (FT Island)
Jungmin (SS501)
Changmin (2AM)
Mithra Jin (Epik High)
Chance (One Way)
Young Sky (One Way)
P.O (Block B)
Yo Seob (BEAST)
Kangin (Super Junior)
Junsu (JYJ)

The Ones Who Received Three Votes:

Doo Joon (BEAST)
Hyun Seung (BEAST)
Henry (Super Junior M)
Jong Hyun (CN Blue)
Jokwon (2AM)
Simon D (Supreme Team)
Jonghun (FT Island)


Almost, But Not Quite:

#25 Jang Keun Suk (4 votes)

#24 Kwang Hee (ZE:A) (5 votes)
#24 Eli (UKISS) (5 votes)
#24 Wooyoung (2PM) (5 votes)
#24 Yoochun (JYJ) (5 votes)
#24 AJ (BEAST) (5 votes)
#24 Thunder (MBLAQ) (5 votes)
#24 Yesung (Super Junior) (5 votes)

#23 Seulong (2AM) (6 votes)

#22 Tablo (Epik High) (7 votes)
#22 YoungHwa (CN Blue) (7 votes)
#22 Zico (Block B) (7 votes)

#21 Junho (2PM) (8 votes)
#21 Dongwoon (BEAST) (8 votes)
#21 G.O (MBLAQ) (8 votes)
#21 Han Geng (formerly Super Junior) (8 votes)
#21 Eunhyuk (Super Junior) (8 votes)
#21 Kiseop (UKISS) (8 votes)

#20 Rain (9 votes)
#20 Hongki (FT Island) (9 votes)
#20 Mir (MBLAQ) (9 votes)

#19 Chansung (2PM) (11 votes) - (Previously #5)

#18 Junsu (2PM) (12 votes)
#18 Nichkhun (2PM) (12 votes)
#18 Jay Park (12 votes)
#18 Zhou Mi (Super Junior M) (12 votes)
#18 Hyungjoon (SS501) (12 votes)

#17 Yunho (JYJ) (13 votes)
#17 Sungmin (Super Junior) (13 votes)

#16 Changmin (TVXQ) (15 votes)
#16 Leeteuk (Super Junior) (15 votes)


And the Top 15 Are:

#15 Junhyung (BEAST) (16 votes)

#14 Jonghyun (SHINee) (17 votes)

#13 Donghae (Super Junior) (18 votes)
#13 Siwon (Super Junior) (18 votes)
#13 Se7en (18 votes)

#12 Jaejoong (JYJ) (19 votes)

#11 Taeceyon (2PM) (20 votes)

#10 Seungho (MBLAQ) (21 votes) - HE FINALLY MADE IT!
#10 Key (SHINee) (21 votes)

#9 Minho (SHINee) (22 votes)
#9 Seungri (BIGBANG) (22 votes)

#8 Joon (MBLAQ) (25 votes)

#7 Onew (SHINee) (29 votes)

#6 Daesung (BIGBANG) (30 votes)

#5 Taeyang (BIGBANG) (31 votes) - I KNOW. I CANNOT BELIEVE HE FELL FROM #3 TO #5. WHAT. THE. HELL.

#4 Heechul (Super Junior) (37 votes) - He has all of your lady bits as voodoo dolls.

#3 Kyuhyun (Super Junior) (39 votes) - HE FINALLY BROKE THE TOP FIVE. GET IT, KYU.

#2 G-Dragon (BIGBANG) (49 votes) - I would expect nothing less from the Master.

#1 T.O.P (BIGBANG) (57 votes) - YES I AM BIASED AS ALL HELL WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MAN.


BUT NOW HERE COMES "THE TWIST"! Vote below for only one man in the Top 15! You have until next Friday and we will then see who is truly the best of the best!



Who is the Ultimate Cervix Puncher?
T.O.P
G-Dragon
Kyuhyun
Heechul
Taeyang
Daesung
Onew
Joon
Seungri
Minho
Seungho
Key
Taecyeon
Jaejoong
Donghae
Siwon
Se7en
Jonghyun
Junhyung



pollcode.com free polls


POLL IS CLOSED :)

5.27.2011

BEAST: Kimchi v. Sushi

BEAST's new MV for their Japanese version of "Bad Girl" was released the other day, and judging by some comments I pulled from a few different uploaded versions, I don't feel left out in my thinking that this version fell short from the original, Korean version.

Like fell off the same tree and rolled down a hill and off a cliff and into the bottom of a shadowy, scary gorge where it splattered all over the rocks. Okay that was harsh. It came to a more dramatic halt at the cliff's edge, but it still is no where near the tree.

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It isn't horrible, I actually really like some elements from it that I wished they could have thought of when they debuted. It's just different. And naturally, the only way to settle such  a dispute as to which video is more awesome is to break it down and take a vote!

STYLE

It is no secret that I hate what BEAST's stylists do to them, and it seems that Hyun Seung gets the most of the unfair cray cray style. When I find something that I do like on them, it's a rare occasion and maybe even a cause for a big ass celebration party. I really loved their style in the Japanese version, and despised it in the Korean version.

However, Dongwoon's hair situation needs to be dealt with ASAP, because it just isn't working for me. Comb it differently or whatever you have to do, as long as it doesn't make you look like Justin Bieber, okay?

In my book, Japan wins. Simply because they look like grown men versus another cutesy boyband designed to be adored by adolescent girls. They catered to their legal lady fans on this one.

CHARISMA

HANDS DOWN KOREA.

There is no freaking question about it. They look exhausted, depressed even. I really don't understand where their smiles went. Even Hyun Seung ... the most smiley person in the group looks like you kicked his whole litter of puppies and knocked his ice-cream cone out of his hand. AJ isn't nearly as into the video the second time around as he is the first.

They all look like they just don't care. And that's really unfortunate. If they came into their Japanese debut with the energy that made us all--internationally--fall in love with them, everything would be wonderful. But if I was a Japanese fan and saw the drastic difference between the two versions and the lack of enthusiasm, I would be really upset.

Yes, I know they're tired and overworked, but this is still their job. Is it fair to them? Absolutely not. But plenty of other idols are just as equally overworked and exhausted, and they put on that front and wear it well for the public, for their fans. 

CHOREOGRAPHY

Again, hands down Korea. A lot of this gets factored into the lack of charisma in the Japanese version, but I honestly felt like screaming at my computer screen for them to stop standing there and MOVE, DAMN IT!

Even Doo Joon, my sweet, sweet DJ ... if you watch him at 1:15, he's exhaling so hard that it comes across as exasperation, like this is pointless and stupid and there are a million other things they as a group have to accomplish and do.

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During the chorus, there wasn't much effort put into the choreography that everything seems slow and drawn out and boring. Could the director have given all of them two Red Bulls to down after seeing the first take was not up to BEAST standard or something? It's as if they forgot their choreography to this song--their debut song, something that should always be executed flawlessly because they worked so long and so hard on it--and they didn't have time to practice before shooting so it was all done from vague memory.

I just didn't feel their passion from this video, and I'm not saying it's terrible. I was just spoiled with the original so I kind of want the NEW version to surpass it and leave my mind blown. My mind was blown, but not in the wow-that-was-so-amazing! way I wanted it to be.

First, watch the Korean version below:


Now watch the Japanese version:


And leave a comment below telling me what you liked/disliked about it!


TKPA

5.18.2011

Cervix Punchers (With a New Twist!)

Yes, we didn't have this in February. Truthfully, I forgot all about it until February 26th, so I figured we could just skip it for the month and wait until May. Also, it was right when BIGBANG had their comeback, so I had a feeling that the votes would be predominantly for them, and though I cannot complain about that, I didn't think it would be 100% fair to the other male idols (like they actually read this thing).

Admit it ... there is just one male idol, above all others, that just does something to you. He makes your ovaries twitch and ache and makes your uterus long for a tenant for forty weeks. It doesn't matter what he does. A new or old performance, a TV appearance, or even just looking at a damn picture sends you into a complete melt-down state of wanting to enter motherhood.

You know exactly who I'm talking about.

This isn't necessarily a category, it's more like bragging rights. Only the top five will be posted on the right sidebar, like the holy list of men you want to have lots of unprotected sex with.

We have some new rules this time around, so pay attention!

1. No more than six eight idols can be voted for. If you list ten, only the first six eight will be counted. Six Eight is more than plenty! (I'm giving you eight this time around to make up for skipping February).


2. When you go to list your idol, state his stage name and group name. Because there's more than just one "Junsu" and sometimes I'm not totally 100% sure of what an idol's real name is, so this will make it easier for me, okay?


3. Only vote for an idol one time. Don't repeat an idol's name six times, because I'm only going to count them once.


4. They must be over the age of 18, so still no Taemin or DongHo or anyone else under the age of 18. I REPEAT DO NOT CAST A VOTE FOR ANYONE UNDER 18, EVEN IF YOU ARE UNDER 18. GOT IT?! If you choose to ignore this, your entire vote (meaning all the people you voted for) will not count. Don't be rude; follow the rules.

5. Don't count the votes ahead of time, please! I tried doing it a secret way before, but not enough people participated by just emailing their choices to me. If you count before, then you're taking the fun out of everything. Just be patient!

Ready for the twist?

Comment below with your choices; I'll be keeping track and tallying the scores. Then, I will take the Top Fifteen and post on the sidebar a poll where I encourage all of you vote for your favorite out of the men listed. I know that we all don't have one bias group and one bias member. I know we kind of whore our fan girl hearts out to multiple idols, and I think that by casting votes, but then narrowing it down to the Top Fifteen will remind you of someone you didn't vote for the first time around, and it will truly show the best of the best.

Let's see how this works, and if the general consensus is approving and it works, this will be the way we will carry out the Cervix Punchers from now on.

Comment below with your eight choices! Submissions will close May 31st, and then I will post the poll on the sidebar shortly after (which you'll then have one week to vote).

TKPA