SeungHo, You'll Also Be My Boyfriend

Yes, SeungHo is now in two categories:

Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy and Be My Boyfriend.

I know that the two do not mix and it makes zero sense. But let me explain. I cannot resist the rookie leader and his luscious lips. I will forever wonder what they taste like if I were to nibble on them and bite them. I think it'd taste like a pink Starburst, because they kind of look like pink Starbursts, no?

Those pink beauties have sparked so many dirty thoughts in my brain. And I'm not a lip-girl, honestly. No, I prefer jaws over lips. Except for SeungHo's. I want those lips something hardcore. Plus, you know, those pants of his during his multiple "Oh Yeah" performances also ignites some racy thoughts and makes me wonder what exactly is being contained in those tighter-than-tight pants.

But he's so cute and gorgeous that I actually want to make him my boyfriend. I actually want him around when I'm not fantasizing about having his lips all over my body. And even though I'll be thinking of having those lips leave little trails of saliva all over my skin when I'm with him, the point is that I want to be with him.

I want to spend the entire day with him, holding hands, kissing in public, reaching disgusting PDA levels. I have no idea why I think of being outdoors, in the freezing cold, with snow covering the ground and the trees, all bundled up next to SH. His nose and cheeks would be all pink from the biting cold, his lips still smooth and luscious (and definitely not chapped!). He'd help me build a snowman, because I am a Florida girl and I make sandcastles, not snowmen.

Afterward, when we're back inside, sitting in front of a fireplace drinking hot chocolate, we'll find another way to keep warm.

And it'll be hotter than the crackling fire.

TKPA

CALLING ALL K-POP FANS!

There are some major things happening this week on Twitter, things that are going to require ALL fans of K-Pop in order to pull this off and make this successful!

On Thursday, November 5, Hottests are going to attempt to make #hottesttimeoftheday and #fightonTiffie (a) trending topics, starting at 6 PM KST.

I know some of you are wondering, "Who is Tiffie?"

Tiffie was one of the organizers behind the successful Jay Sky Banner project (@JaySkyMsg) who was involved in a tragic car accident. I'm not one hundred percent sure what her current status is, but I do know that she has slipped in and out of a coma. She, her family, and her friends need all of our supportive thoughts and prayers!

If you'd like to participate in this trending topic, the Hottests ask that you follow these guidelines (via @projecthottest):

1. No spamming! Repeatedly putting #hottesttimeoftheday and #fightonTiffie in a single tweet is considered spam. Don't do it. (Seriously, don't do it!)
2. Limit yourself one tweet PER MINUTE.
3. Don't tweet earlier than the given time! It will not work if you tweet before 6 PM KST!
4. One hash-tag per tweet! It will not be counted if you put both #hottesttimeoftheday and #fightonTiffie in a single tweet. They have to be separate.

If you plan on participating in helping make T.O.P a trending topic for his birthday (Wednesday), then you should also help make 2PM and Tiffie (a) trending topics on Thursday, as well as help celebrate Super Junior's fourth anniversary on Friday!

General details for the week:

Trending Topic: T.O.P
When: Wednesday, November 4th
Start time: 12 AM Eastern Standard Time
Hash-tag: #happybdaytop
Requirement: Actually include a message REFERRING to T.O.P in your tweet!
All of the specifics can be found here. Please read CAREFULLY!

Trending Topic: 2PM and Tiffie
When: Thursday, November 5th
Start time: 6 PM Korean Standard Time
Hash-tags: #hottesttimeoftheday and #fightonTiffie
Requirement: Do not include both tags in a single tweet!
For more information, please contact @projecthottest.

Trending Topic: Super Junior
When: Friday, November 6th
Start time: 12 AM Korean Standard Time
Hash-tags: #superjunior and #standbykangin
Requirement: Do not include both tags in a single tweet!
All of the specifics can be found here! Please read CAREFULLY!

If you need help figuring out what your local time would be so you can participate in the K-Pop invasion on Twitter, please go here and put in the following information, followed by your country/city (open in a new window):

For T.O.P - November 4th, 12 AM, U.S.A. - Florida - Miami 
For 2PM - November 5th, 6 PM, South Korea - Seoul
For Super Junior - November 6th, 12 AM, South Korea - Seoul

Let's make our boys proud!

EDIT: "@projecthottest @koreanpopaddict As to strengthen the boycott. Tmr's plan to make #hottesttimeoftheday a trending topic has been cancelled. Pls help spread." The trending topic #fightonTiffie is still taking place, so please show our fellow K-Pop lover all of your love and support!

TKPA

Say Whaaat?

Master GD: Babe, what is this I'm hearing that you already changed your favorite letters from GD to G.O? I'll guess I'll just have to remind you who owns you by way of sexting ...

Yes, I guess you will ...

Thanks to @jennykoi for sending this in along with [half of] the caption!

TKPA

Super Junior's Fourth Anniversary

After four years of being a successful, popular K-Pop power boy band, Super Junior has zero plans of slowing down.

I know I don't write very "dirty" about these boys, but there's a reason for that which I'll explain another day. Rest assured, though, I love these boys with my entire soul. They were the first K-Pop artist(s) I began listening to and I've literally watched every single show or clip on YouTube that has the boys in it.

I am, without a doubt, disgustingly, obsessively, and irrevocably in love with them.

With that being said, the TwELFs (Twitter ELFs) have something planned to celebrate the four year mark for the boys.

On Friday, November 6, there will be an effort to make #superjunior and #standbykangin a trending topic. The time is still not decided, but there are some guidelines the TwELFs ask for you to follow in order to make this successful.

Four years is a big accomplishment for any solo artist in the music industry. But a group with a total of fifteen unique, incredibly talented artists is something that needs to be celebrated worldwide. After all, they are the world's largest boy band, yet how many people in the world know about them?

Let's change that!

Check out the TwELFs on Twitter and their website and help the cause on November 6th!

TKPA

Our Birthday Present to Sex God

We're going to make #happybdaytop a trending topic on Twitter for our beloved, smoldering Sex God, T.O.P.

There are a few little guidelines that you HAVE to follow in order for this to make the Trending Topics list:

1. DO NOT SPAM! Your tweet should not (I repeat, SHOULD NOT) look like this:

#happybdaytop #happybdaytop #happybdaytop #happybdaytop #happybdaytop

Because not only is that shit annoying, it won't work. That is considered spam. Instead, you should have it say something like:

I'll worship you forever, Sex God. #happybdaytop
Happy Birthday to the man with the sexiest voice! #happybdaytop
We love you Choi Seung Hyun! #happybdaytop
Happy 22nd (23rd) Birthday, T.O.P! #happybdaytop

You get the idea. Actually include a message REFERRING to T.O.P in your tweet, don't just stick the hash-tag at the end of your random tweet. Because he deserves proper love and affection. And yes, it can be dirty if you want it to be. Mine will be. The man deserves that, as well.

2. This is going to happen at 12 AM EST on November 4th!

That will officially be his birthday where I live. Plus, I want to make it a time where you all can do it as well. If you're wondering what time that would be for your local time, it's 2 PM KST (November 4th) and 9 PM PST (November 3rd). This way most (if not all) of us can participate in doing this for the unbearably sexy Big Boy.

You can go HERE to figure out what the local time will be! Put in November 4th, 12 AM, U.S.A. - Florida - Miami and then find your country/city on the list.

3. DO NOT DO IT BEFORE THEN, EVEN IF IT IS NOVEMBER 4TH IN YOUR TIME ZONE.

The way trending topics work is for a mass amount of people to tweet the same hash-tag at the same time. If you start doing it earlier than the designated time ... one, you'll get a "=(" from me on Twitter and two, it'll be pointless and it will not make trending topics, which is what we want!

4. IT ISN'T THE NUMBER OF TWEETS, BUT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE TWEETING.

So once I put the link to this post on Twitter, retweet this like crazy. I will be retweeting this like crazy until Tuesday night! I know it's sort of short notice, but I know there are A LOT of BIGBANG fans who read this blog so I think we'll be okay. Once I see #happybdaytop on the trending lists, I will screencap it and IF it moves up on the list, then I'll keep doing it until it disappears. I'm not going to set a time limit. If it disappears, it disappears.

We all love T.O.P. And we all know that I am disgustingly in love with T.O.P. So let's show Twitter, the world, and him that we love him.

Let's make this happen!

EDIT: Due to the recent time change that I forgot to take into account (whoops), it will be a 2PM KST, 12 AM EST, and 9PM PST! PLEASE use the Time Converter (link above) to make sure you have the correct time for this!

TKPA