If I EVER Meet Master GD

I'd die. Yes, die.

I'd flirt with him majorly, smiling sweetly, batting my eyelashes every so often, raising the tone of my voice slightly higher than normal to give off a dainty vibe. I'd compliment him on his English skills and tell him he's [one of] my favorite idols, and you know what? I'll even tell him that he owns my soul in its entirety and that I love his cocky, arrogant-as-all-hell attitude.

Yes, I'm sure that'd get a big laugh out of him and I'm also pretty sure that he would love it. So much that he'd be willing to give the whole long-distance-relationship-thing a shot. I'd be willing too, even if it makes me the most hated woman in all of Asia and select parts of North America, Europe, and Australia.

Because being the sex-slave/normal-slave to Master GD is worth international hatred.

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part III

Master GD: I know if TKPA were here, she'd rip my suit off of my body in two seconds. With her teeth.

King of Foreplay: Man, this vest is small! Can't I just show my abs? The King doesn't need to wear clothes! Someone is gettin' guillotined for this.

Dae-Dae: I can't help but feel like I forgot something. Let's see ... I woke up and decided to let Seungri sleep in more, showered, Seungri was still sleeping so I got dressed quietly, and then came here …. OH NO! I forgot to lock the front door!

Sex God: Funny, I did that to her last night. Where do you think she learned how to do that? I taught her everything she knows.

TKPA

The Bejeweled Dirty Fantasy Box Comes Out

And I'm pulling out the one and only King of Foreplay to make my mind even more filthy than it already is.

The things I would do to you, Tae-Tae, are unspeakable. They would make even the most popular girl at the brothel blush a deep crimson.

On this BIGBANG Friday, I imagine you to be in the shower after one of your ovary-aching performances. I won't be joining you. Instead I'll be sitting on the bathroom counter, just waiting for you to finish. It won't be like a peeping Tom, creeper kind of thing, because you know I'm there. But we won't be conversing, because you want me to tell you each and every dirty thought I had while watching you grind on stage, sex-sweat dripping down your forehead.

Because that two hour performance was foreplay, King. And you making me tell you my filthy thoughts, while watching you soap up your abs and hip dips ... that's foreplay too. I bow down to you for a reason.

After you've turned off the shower, you'll ask me to hand you a towel, but I won't because I like you dripping wet and naked. Besides, the sheets on the bed will dry you off just as well as a towel would, and they're so much softer on your skin. Of course, you know that we'll get so dirty that we'll both have to take a shower afterward to clean ourselves up. Together.

And you know we'll probably have to take showers separately, because the whole showering together to get clean thing will be a total fail, as we'll just be dirty in there too.

TKPA

I Never Thought I'd Feel Disappointed

When it came to Master GD.

But last night ... man, I'll just come out and say it.

The MV for "Butterfly" did nothing for me. And that devastates me.

I mean, I don't hate it, because I think it's cute and whimsical and like a surreal world that a child dreams of. At the same time, though, I don't love it. And I want to love it, seeing as how that is my favorite song off of his album. I just can't.

To me it just seemed like a cross between the end of Finding Neverland and the chocolate room in Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And Master GD looked like a ringleader to some circus on an acid trip.

I know, that's a harsh thing to say. But I can't help but feel that way. I know he has to do everything different, everything has to be uniquely GD and I've been trying to remind myself of that. This is GD, I should love him regardless of what he wears or does.

There was not enough GD in it for me to be satisfied. It only showed him actually singing four, maybe five times? I'd watch again to recount, but every time I watch it I just feel the disappointment all over. Yes, any amount of GD, no matter how small it is, should make me happy and it does. But when it's his own music video? C'mon, he should be plastered all over the damn thing.

I can't see your beautiful, big brown eyes, bb!

I don't know. I LIKE the video, I just am not IN LOVE with the video. I want to be. I want to play this thing repeatedly, over and over, and I want to fangirl gush about it ... I just can't. I would've much rather seen him release "A Boy" or even "The Leaders."

I think besides The K-Pop Junkie, I'm alone in feeling this way. A lot of you love it and that's great, really! It's just not for me. I'd much rather envision my version of "Butterfly."

Check out the MV for "Butterfly" here

TKPA

BIGBANG Captions Part II

Master GD: Tellin' you now, bro … you better back the fuck off TKPA. She's mine, you can't have her.

King of Foreplay: Damn, I'm sexy. No wonder TKPA calls me the King of Foreplay. I am the King, aren't I? Long live the King, baby. Long live the King.

Sex God: TKPA, you and I both know Ji-Yongie only kicked my ass in "Haru Haru" because it was acting. He can glare all he wants, you're mine. Now go wait in bed naked for me, I'll be there soon.

TKPA