U-Kiss Can Tell Me to Shut Up and I'll Obey

Where have I been? Well, school and lots of hours at work. That's probably why I missed the release of "Shut Up" a month ago. (I'm sorry, I suck, I know!). But now I'm here, and now it's time to give these men the proper little spazz fest they should have received last month.

I'm going to start this with a simple angry thought to the K-Pop Gods, for having the deepest voice in the group, the voice that stands out the most, the voice that sounds so sexy and makes me get little goose bumps all over ... belong to a sixteen-year-old.

I mean, really? How is that even remotely fair? A woman over the legal age limit cannot possibly enjoy it as much as she ought to. And to top it all off, you make Dongho sound so angry and you make him look so hot while he's giving that little sixteen-year-old angry face to the camera. Am I being punished for not blogging enough?

Moving on, U-Kiss has pretty much everything that makes a phenomenal K-Pop video.

You have suits:

And you have half-naked men (excluding Jailbait and Xander) in a room together:

And you even have Xander looking like he's absolutely disgusted in the choice for the female model:

And you also have how hot and just ... DAMN ... Eli is (um, Skankoid, remove the hand. Thanks):

And of course, no K-Pop video would be complete without a WTF fashion choice. I almost didn't see it, truthfully. It took me about three times watching the video to find one, and I was beginning to believe that I have finally come across one video that everything they are wearing looks amazing and there's nothing bizarre that would make me take up a tiny section in a post ranting about it. However, an evil cow must have snuck it in, and they did a clever job by shoving him in the back so we wouldn't notice.

But what the hell is this ...

... and when can I burn it?

TKPA

Xander Clued Us In ...

I love Xander, mostly because he has become quite the tweet-whore, giving us all information that has left us questioning his entire relationship with Kevin.

It started with this:

He's right, you know. It should be the other way around. I love Kevin and all, but be honest here. Out of the two of them, Xander is clearly the one with the most masculinity. Kevin just looks so dainty, like he'd break if you got into an arm wrestling match with him.

And then the tweets escalated into this:

Oh, come on ... Xander, you know full well your fans are naughty.

We need some details here, buddy. You can't just say something like that and then not elaborate. I sincerely hope there are some people out there who will continue to ask him every time he's online how he's naughty, with as many details as possible added to enhance the fangirl's dream.

I think some of you actually did hound him, though ... that's why he did a one-eighty this morning with this tweet:

LIES, XANDER! You're not fooling us.

TKPA

Eli's Dorky Side

I laughed hard when I saw this.

Only because the platinum blonde, luscious K-Pop lovely that I have come to know and obsess over, Eli, looks like a complete dork.

And I freaking L-O-V-E it!

Those big ol' ears and teeth and facial expression ...

Just awesome. Too cute, too cute. Now it's time for me to go watch the "Man Man Ha Ni" video and stare in awe at how angry-sexy he is. Of course I'd close my eyes when Jailbait Dongho shows his underaged, illegal face.

By the way, whether it's legit or not (I've been told it's real), three of the U-Kiss boys are on Twitter.

Eli - @u_kisseli

Alexander - @alexander_0729

Kevin - @Kevinwoo91

TKPA