Happy Birthday to Our Fearless Leader!!
22 years ago on this amazing day our Fearless Leader TKPA was born!!
ALL of South Korea should rejoice this day.
I think it should be a National FUCKING Holiday for them!
Just imagine if this day were actually a National Holiday in SK!
(well first of all they would have celebrated it yesterday)
However, ALL K-pop Idols would be required to go shirtless ALL DAY LONG!
They would also be required to take hundreds of sexy shirtless pics while moaning her name repeatedly as they show off their abs, arms, jaw lines & give their best "sex" face.
(NO EVIL COW STYLISTS WILL BE PERMITTED AT THE PHOTO SHOOT)
ALL pics must be sent to her attention to be used in future posts on her AMAZING blog!
(which all in SK would be required to read on this day)
They would even hold a fucking parade in her name!!
I can see it now, her sitting up in a Hyundai Sonata convertible waving to the massive crowd.
I of course would be following behind in a Kia or some shit like that, but that would be OK cause Dae would be at my side.
(we wouldn't be waving to the crowd much... I'm just saying)
All the K-pop Idols would be lined up at the end of the parade all hoping for her to glance their way & pray that her next dirty lustful post will be about them or that they might one day have the honor of being called a CERVIX PUNCHER.
Oh what a perfect Holiday it will be....well all except for the annual brawl between Master GD & Sex God both fighting for her affection & the chance to ride with her in the Hyundai! (insert mental image of Haru Haru fight scene)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TKPA! WE LOVE YOU!
(where would my perverted mind be with out you)
cj