Uti's Guest Blog: Baby Daddy Rally

WARNING! If you do not want to have the sudden urge to have children in the near time, I strongly recommend you to not read this. This post is not suitable for those with sensitive ovaries.

Welcome to the Baby Daddies Rally! You’re lucky to witness this, because this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Here I will lay down, one by one, how these charming men will become great fathers. Then you can add in your own thoughts on who is going to be the best Baby Daddy.

We’ll start with the first one, Leeteuk!

I’m sure you’re all taking a moment of silence at the moment to appreciate how loving he looks with that baby. The way he puts his hand protectively on that baby just makes my ovaries twitch out of control and look at his smile! He looks so content just to lay down beside the baby and my God! He looks like he won’t let go of that little angel. That polaroid is exactly the kind of thing you’re going to put in blue album and show around your kids when they’re older. “Look at your handsome daddy taking care of you so much.”

Can you feel it? Have your ovaries started to rebel? Well, you’d better be calm, because this guy is TKPA’s only. I’m sure if she were the one who wrote this, she’d have plenty to comment on the picture. Therefore, keep your ovaries still, because you haven’t seen the rest of the Baby Daddies yet.

Next Baby Daddy, Big Booty Junee.

Now this one definitely got the exact thing I’m craving for in a Baby Daddy. He’s lost completely in playing with his kid! xD Look at him getting all pinky with that little girl. Look at how he holds the little girl’s hand, keeping her safe when she’s about to fall. And the girl looks so happy! I can see him clearly playing with my kids in the backyard. They’d be laughing and having fun, while I’d be on the side ready with drinks and snacks to fill us in the afternoon. He wouldn’t stop throwing jokes, making the kids and I laugh all day. Isn’t that a pretty picture?

Oh, yes. I know your ovaries are starting to rebel. However, let’s move on to the next Baby Daddy, Sir Pops-A-Lot.

Damn, the sensation of looking at that picture is equal to looking at Sir Pops-A-Lot’s chestpops on repeat. It looks like he’s kissing the baby in slow motion, making sure he wouldn’t break the fragile little thing. And the baby looks so peaceful sleeping in his arms… I can hear you sighing in awe staring at this moment. I bet he’d be a very loving father to his kids, always worry, and never let his kids out of his sight. I, being a playful mother, would urge our kids to have some fun under the rain, and he, being a protective father, would get angry at me for not thinking about the kids’ health. Then, he would rush to save the kids and quickly take them to the warmth of our house. *sigh* He handles children like they’re the most precious things in the whole world and nothing else matters.
 
I can hear some ovaries yelling. I’m not going to stop yet. Please welcome, Nichkhun.
 

 
Now that is one rockstar Baby Daddy! I feel like screaming along with my ovaries everytime I see this. Don’t they look cute? I feel like pulling Nichkhun down, no matter the time, no matter where we are. I just want us to make babies in every chance we have. I’ll bear lots of babies just to see Nichkhun kiss them every morning like he kisses that boy. He levels down just so he can wrap his arm protectively and kiss the little prince. Looking at the boy’s expression, it’s as though he’s saying, “Aw, Dad, don’t kiss me in front of these people. I’m a big boy!” And Nichkhun would point at me who was making dinner and said to the boy, “Your Mom never complains when I kiss her every minute of every day.” Then they would laugh at the loving jokes only shared by the two of them.
 
Darn, my ovaries’ rebellion is starting to get nasty. But we still have Abmighty Shisus on the list.
 

 
And now that is one handsome portrait of a daddy and his boy. The kind where you took it candid and then exhibited it in the living room for everyone to see. Abmighty Shisus looks so ready to be a father, doesn’t he? He can provide the best of everything for his kids, thanks to the fact that his family is an owner of one of the three largest department stores in Korea, which already has twelve branches and soon about to add six more. His kids will be the most pampered little princes in the whole world. Look at the boy’s face! “Daddy, why did you buy me this plastic guitar? Didn’t I tell you I wanted a Fender?” the boy said smugly. Then, Abmighty Shisus answered wisely, “There, there, boy, what does the bible tell you about patience? Just be content with your plastic guitar. I’ll buy you hundreds of Fender when you’ve grown to be as gigantic as me.” Oh, yes. They would be the envy of the town. A king and his heir. I, as the queen of the house, would just have to wait nicely in bed. Ready to make more babies with Abmigthy Shisus just because we can afford it.
 
There, there, calm down, girls. We’ve come to the last Baby Daddy. Here is Manly Minho!
 

 
Sorry, wrong picture xD (Totally on purpose. I just can’t help sharing this picture of Minho’s soon-to-be-six-pack-abs and happy trail with you).
 

 
Please forgive my bias, but I really can spazz forever just based on this picture only. Do you see what I see? Manly Minho is going to be a man soon and he’s so ready to make many babies with me. I can hear my ovaries screaming hysterically looking at Manly Minho with a bunch of kids. Look at his muscles! So firm, carrying that boy. And the boy looks so happy! The little prince doesn’t need to know that the strong arms carrying him are the same ones that carry to me bed everynight. All he needs to know is how an affectionate daddy Manly Minho can be. Look at him feeding the kid. Look at him playing with the kid. Look at him teaching the kids on how to wash their hands properly. Look at him smiling! He’s happy to be around children. The children are sure happy to have his company. He would take our kids to play soccer everyday, being the great soccer player he is. Our kids would be that kind of kids who brag at school about how cool their dad is. Dear Lord, yes, my womb is ready to bear Manly Minho’s many kids.
 
And that finally wraps up our Baby Daddies Rally today! Your ovaries won’t be able to handle it if I give you more pictures of Korean men with kids. Who is your pick? Who do you think is the best Baby Daddy? Leave Leeteuk out of it, because he’s TKPA’s. Leave Manly Minho out of it, because he’s mine!

Author’s note: Thank you, TKPA, for letting me guest-blog. Thank you @vanxiaoyi for Nichkhun’s pic ;D