The Butterfly Effect

You know how there is that common theory called the butterfly effect, where if a butterfly flaps its wings in Africa, a hurricane will affect the Caribbean? An unfortunate chain of events, basically.

Well, the "butterfly" is the electric razor. The "hurricane" is TKPA.

This picture makes me so sad. I loved his hair. I secretly liked the thrill of seeing all the crazy shit he would do to it, and I guiltily looked forward to bitching and complaining about it, even though on the inside I felt like a ridiculous tumblr "secret," too scared to let you all know how I really felt because I have a freaking rep to protect.

And even though it makes me sad, I kind of can't help but smile and part of me really really really ridiculously abnormally likes this. Okay, I love G-Dragon's new hair. One hundred percent in love with it.

At first I was mad, like how the hell could he just SHAVE it off? How the hell am I going to make fun of him now, when there's no hair to make fun of?

Now I'm cool with it, because it looks so soft and fuzzy. I just want to rub the crown of his head and sing, "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?" only cute-like and make him laugh and we'll both giggle and it'll become "our thing" and he'll keep shaving it so we can continue on with our stupid little giggle-fest for all eternity.

That's why I'm cool with it. Because I'm a perpetual child.

In all seriousness, it's just hair. It will grow back. More than likely, GD had to shave it because his existing hair suffered damaged to all the crap he's done to it. And he's done so much to it that I'm surprised it hasn't just fallen out completely.

Just think, when his new hair grows out, it will be soft and silky and it will totally give us all complexes that this dude has prettier hair than us.

CAN'T WAIT!

TKPA

Umm, Jaehyo ...

Your hair looks like it was washed in boogers.

Please dye it, ASAP.

Not cute, boo. Not. Cute.

(But the military outfit ... yes, please).

TKPA

Hi, P.O's Legs

I don't know how to feel about my bias wearing shorts because I truly don't think I've ever seen any of them wear shorts beside Leeteuk and that disaster travel outfit that GD sported, where he wore boxers. It's so bad that I refuse to even link it this blog. You weren't fooling anyone into believing those were shorts, Ji. Those were boxers. Real question is, which skank flight attendent stole your pants?

Back to the point ...

I'm not sure if I like this or not, but the guy is hot so does it really matter? I mean, once he opens his mouth to speak I'm only looking at that pie-hole in which the glorious, smooth like butter deep voice just flowed out of. So do I really give a damn if the dude is wearing shorts? Eh, not really.

Could very well do without the pattern, but they're a rookie group so matchy-matchy hideousness all around is a forgivable sin.

And again, he's flawlessly hot so I can deal and let my little barely legal pet do whatever he wants and I don't care because I can just say, "Oh, he's young. He'll learn by making mistakes." Whereas if anyone else, anyone else, does something stupid, they are fully held accountable.

I play favorites, get over it, idols.

TKPA

6(Say Whaaat?)

If you're not a mathematical know-it-all, the above title simply means "Say Whaaat? times six." If you didn't get it, that's okay. There's no judgement here. Especially from someone who is horrible at math (e.g. me).

I've missed doing these. And I've been dying to talk about 2PM's concept photos from their comeback, but since I missed it when the action first went down (stupid body and its need to sleep), I've been forced to find some other way to blog about it.

Junsu: Your prayers have been answered, ladies. Now who's coming home with me tonight?

Junho: Haaaaaaaaay! Champagne tastes like bubbles! I feel like I have bubbles in my tummy going blippy poppy blippy poppy!

Chansung: Let's just say it's in your best interest to get that camera out of my face. Threatening you? Oh, never. I don't make threats, just state facts.

Taekyeon: You like my hair, really? Dude, it's totally cool you said that 'cause I spent, like, a really long time on it and none of the guys, like, said anything. What? This picture is going in Bro Weekly? Bro, that's totally awesome!

Nichkhun: I'm going to pretend I'm jumping out of a plane to go sky diving! Ready?! ONE ... TWO ... THREEEEEE!

Wooyoung: Is is safe to come out yet? Are the fan girls gone?

TKPA

MBC Star Auditions are Coming to America!

You think you have what it takes to be the next K-Pop idol?

MBC Star Audition is holding it's second season of auditions in Los Angeles this year, so if you're able to hop on a plane and make your dream of singing on stage with your oppa become a reality, then there shouldn't be anything stopping you!

(to see this bigger, click here)

When: July 16, 2011

Where: Sheraton Los Angeles Downtown Hotel (711 South Hope Street, Los Angeles, CA 90017)

Details: First round picks will be flown to Korea courtesy of MBC in an elimination-style process until there is only one contestant standing. First place winner wins a cash prize and a dance to debut as a singer in Korea.

Requirements: Anyone who can sing at least one song in Korean, regardless of age, gender, or ethnicity. (But if you're a professional singer, already under contract, move along and let someone else's dreams come true).

Application Submissons: June 9th through July 15th (so hurry up!)

For further information, check out the Facebook page OR visit here OR you can call +1-310-243-6930

Thanks to Derek Lee from RPOV for emailing me the information so I can pass it along to all of you!

Good luck and if you make it to Korea, be sure to let me know! :)

TKPA