Cervix Punchers Fifth Edition: Numbers Six through Ten

#10 Jonghyun (15 votes) - So what if he has a girlfriend? Doesn't mean we have to stop looking, right? Stop touching, yes. Looking? FAIR GAME.

#10 Nichkhun (15 votes) - I pretty much agree with this ranking, except I really want to add a personal comment ... Would it really kill you to not do "fan talk" while I'm sleeping? Really devastating when you start tweeting at 4:45 in the friggin morning and my alarm goes off at 5:30. I know you're reading this, Khunnie. (Yeah, right).

#10 Yunho (15 votes) - I will admit, I was a little surprised by how many votes he did receive. Not because he isn't fine as hell (because he is), but only because he's barely received any votes in the past. A ranking I'm happy with, though.


#9 Junsu from 2PM (16 votes) - I don't think I am alone in requesting more shirtless pictures of this man. He might break the top five if he spams us with abs to help keep us warm during the winter (or get us hotter in the summer, whichever hemisphere you're in).

#9 Jaejoong (16 votes) - I am contributing this to the fact that most of you living in the United States saw this gorgeous human being up close and in person recently. Because again, he's never received this many votes before. First time for everything!

#9 Seungri (16 votes) - So proud of him, yes I am! I mean, people actually voted for him! More than two or three times! AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF. Wait ... we might want to rethink this.


#8 Jun Hyung (17 votes) - He's climbing, he's climbing! Nice to know that whatever ridiculously ugly thing he has on, we still find him desirable. That's very hard to accomplish.

#8 Se7en (17 votes) - Absolutely gorgeous. Him and those lips. Mmm.

#8 Rain (17 votes) - He needs to have another movie like Ninja Assassin. Or more choreography like "Hip Song." That will surely catapult him a little higher.


#7 Kyuhyun (18 votes) - My all-time favorite maknae is killing it. Maybe in February he will break the top five? Stranger things have happened.

#7 Daesung (18 votes) - Basically, seventeen of you are running the risk of losing your life. It was the picture with him and the Phantom of the Opera mask, wasn't it? Just don't tell CJ you voted for him if she asks. She's already asking for names (those of you who were anonymous, smart move).


#6 Onew (20 votes) - Every once in a while, an idol gets so many votes just out of nowhere. Where were all of you for the past year? What, SHINee comes back and you suddenly remember Onew? Tsk, tsk, tsk. (Kiddingggg!)

#6 Joon (20 votes) - HE HAS FALLEN. Oh, Joon. Let's fix this! GET A TWITTER ACCOUNT. But not until January, then spam the hell out of us with cutesy and sexy pictures of you in the bathroom mirror.


Are you calculating who's in the top five?

Cervix Punchers Fifth Edition: Almost, But Not Quite

#15 Han Geng (7 votes) - It doesn't matter that he's in China doing God knows what. We still love that sexy man and worship him as if he'd never left.

#15 Leeteuk (7 votes) - You either get the attraction with him or you don't. If you don't, I'm pretty sure the people who voted for him won't mind. We can be greedy.

#15 Eli (7 votes) - The adorkable Eli. I want to see this man get a little higher next time around!

#15 Soohyun (7 votes) - So many votes from you have made me pay some extra special attention to him. Expect to see more of him on the blog!


#14 Taekyeon (9 votes) - Oh, sweetie. You've fallen from your glory days of ranking in the top five. Last November, you were #4. In February, you were #2. Now you're completely out of the top ten? How about some more shirtless action and screaming during performances to boost you back up a bit. Or you could just reply to a nice fan every once in a while ... mhm.

#14 AJ (9 votes) - You've kind of won me over a little more than you previously did by being the new-geek-turned-hottie in your latest MV. I wholeheartedly approve.

#14 DongWoon (9 votes) - I wish I could say you were the sexiest maknae on the list, but dude ... you really got your ass kicked in the ranking maknae battle. However, if you keep up those dirty blonde locks of yours, you'll rank higher on my personal poll, which means more exploitation on the blog. Win-win for everyone!

#14 Siwon (9 votes) - I'm curious as to how many of you have fantasized about him in a priest get-up and a steamy confessional booth location.


#13 Junsu from JYJ (10 votes) - I guess ten of you really, really liked his halter top/apron. I joke.

#13 Junho (10 votes) - I could make some cracks about how your ass is bigger than a full moon or that if you put on a wig you could be Kim Kardashian's from-the-back body double ... but it's all been done before.

#13 Jay Park (10 votes) - Last night on Twitter, Jay said some of us were freaky. I think a really dirty post is in the works, in which all of you need to leave a highly dirty comment. (PS -- Jay, if you're reading this, can you tweet some pics of your abs to get back into the top five? Thanks).


#12 Minho (12 votes) - Sexy, sexy, sexy. I love the shorter hair. I love the deep voice. I love the angry-sexy look he always has. I will so be your sugar mama.


#11 SeungHo (14 votes) - YOU. WERE. ROBBED. You should have been higher. That is all.

Six through ten, coming up next!

Cervix Punchers Fifth Edition: The Ones Who Didn't Make It

In August, this feature beat out its own record with 116 comments and 526 votes. I'm really happy to say that the record has been broken yet again with 133 comments and 683 votes! Awesome! This time around things were very interesting, to say the least.

The Ones Who Received One, Lonely Vote:

Kevin (ZE:A)
Chance
Kim Jong Kook
Hwanhee
Zin Tae Hwa
Jokwon
Minhwan
Ryeowook
Yejun
Kim Bum
Hongki
Psy
C.A.P.
Zhou Mi
Jungmin
Drama
Jong Hyun (CN Blue)
Noori
Kwanghaeng
Hyun Seung
Yoo Ah In
Karam
Kiseop
Lee Min Ho

The Ones Who Received Two Votes:

LeeU
Inati
Kibum (U-KISS)
Kibum (Super Junior)
Lee Seung Gi
Kevin (U-KISS)
Mika
Jang Geun Suk
Changmin (2AM)
Henry

The Ones Who Received Three Votes:

Sungmin
Teddy
Young Sky
No Min Woo
G.O
Seulong
Jinon
Xander

The Ones Who Received Four Votes:

YongHwa
Yo Seob
Doo Joon

The Ones Who Received Five Votes:

Changmin (DBSK)
Eunhyuk

The Ones Who Received Six Votes:

Kan
Thunder
Wooyoung
Mir
Kim Hyun Joong
Yoochun
Donghae

Today's Post is Brought to You by the Letter "G"

I am in love with this. Not so much the fact that the entire song is a plug for the Korean equivalent to eBay for fashion, but because this is a glimpse of G-Dragon before his comeback with BIGBANG. And in this, we see all of the cracktastic wardrobe pieces that GD has to offer.

Okay, it kind of makes my head want to explode and my eyeballs bleed, but to be honest, I'm just staring at his face throughout the majority of it. Because you have to admit that the man is gorgeous, even with the few shades away from Ronald McDonald hair. I also love the reference to "A Boy" in the CF, right down to that damn fur hat that one day I will rid the world of!

G-Dragon, come back soon. And bring with you every item in your cracktastic wardrobe! I promise to cut back on making fun of you this year!

TKPA

10 Ways I Will Destroy This Hat

1. Run it over with my car. Reverse. Repeat.
2. Bury it in the backyard in a trash bag.
3. Rub meat all over it then throw it into the tiger cage at the zoo.
4. Shrink it in the laundry.
5. Tie it to railroad tracks.
6. Tie it to a cinderblock and dump it in the river.
7. Wash a stray dog with it.
8. Use it as a baby's diaper.
9. Leave it outside during a hurricane.
10. One word = bonfire.

This hat needs to die.

TKPA