Birthday Spotlight

Happy 22nd birthday to MBLAQ rookie, G.O!

생일축하합니다!!

Please never wear sunglasses while performing. They don't look right on you for some reason. But I want you to protect your retinas, so you can wear them outside. Once it comes time for you to set foot on that stage, they better be in the dressing room. I'm serious, lovely.

Happy birthday! Hope it's as fantastic as you!

xox

The K-Pop Addict

What Else Can I Say About This Man?

A lot of things, actually.

Yet I feel like I'm being repetitive when I obsess over Sex God. And I don't particularly like being repetitive. That's why I'm going to talk about the other side to Choi Seung Hyun that I love.

Yes, I will worship him endlessly for things like this:

Because they ignite the most hardcore NC-17 thoughts and because it makes me want to travel to wherever the hell he is in Asia so I can stalk him and love him and finally find out what his body looks like underneath all those damn layers. I won't share that bit of information with you, because it's for me to know and you to never find out.

There is the side of him that I love more than the smoldering sex side, though.

He has such a gentle, loving side to him and he's a complete dork. Seriously, what the hell is it about me to where I'm attracted to all these ridiculously sexy men who are actually opposite personality-wise?

But if you've seen Intimate Note, you know why I love him. I just want to hug him and crack jokes with him. Cuddle up next to him on the couch and watch some Korean movie and have him translate everything to me in that deep, husky voice of his. I don't know how long I'd be able to last listening to him, though. I think after the first word is translated, I'd turn around and rip his shirt off him.

Oh man ... I can't even talk about him in a non-dirty way without thinking dirty.

The point is I love this man in more than one way and I will always love every single aspect of him.

Always.

TKPA

Your Dirty Tweets for Sex God - Part II

And the dirtiness continues ...

@Julilichan

@shortney70

@koreanpopjunkie

Oh, ladies. The impact I've had on your brains makes me feel slightly guilty. Only slightly, though. I mean, it's not like my conscious keeps me awake at night. And even if that were the case, I'd just go out and buy a sound machine and play humpback whales or bayou crickets.

Now that the effort to trend for Sex God is over, I am going to have to ask The K-Pop Junkie to back off. You know the rules. Since he is in your Strictly a Dirty, Dirty Fantasy, you're only allowed to think and not touch.

I already have to share him with millions of other girls. I will not share him with you. There is no way in hell.

TKPA

Your Dirty Tweets for Sex God - Part I

You ladies should wash your mouth out with a bar of soap ... but since these were typed, you should probably go scrub them with some dial soap. I prefer the country apple scent. Smells delicious and leaves the skin ever-so-soft.

@AsianPopAddict

@jennykoi

@fcukuu

A few more will be up in a few minutes. I don't think I'll do any more tonight. I need to actually do a post about Sex God. I haven't done it yet, I'm sorry. It's just that we're still celebrating his birthday.

In the hotel room bed.

Naked.

TKPA

Dirty Tweets from TKPA

I went through my Twitter page and found my favorite tweets from the T.O.P trending topic extravaganza.

Because I needed something to post and currently my brain is totally fried from all the K-Pop trending topic love going on this week.

AND IT ISN'T OVER YET. (Check back Saturday if you're curious about that).

A little later on I'll post your favorite dirty tweets. Because you know I keep this blog as filthy as possible. Email me the tweet links, or send them to me via Twitter.

They can be as dirty as you want, but the most creative ones are being chosen. Because you know I'm all about creativity.

TKPA