I Wanna Stand Under Young Sky's Umbrella-ella-ella

It's been music video release after release and I am loving all this fresh meat to gush over! The latest in hopping on the new MV train is One Way with their extremely overdue release of "Rainy Days." But I love them, and you love them, so that's why we waited so long, ever so patiently.

And it was kinda worth it. When I say "kinda," I mean "totally and completely."

I need to be hooked right from the beginning when it comes to watching a new video and Chance did not disappoint. I'm a sucker for a man sitting at a piano, singing his heart out. Flawless is the only way to accurately describe his singing, to describe him in general.

Oh, and really freaking gorgeous. That's another way to describe him.

This might sound a little odd, but I really want to see in black and white. I don't want to see in technicolor anymore, guys. I want to see everything as if it's from a 1950's sitcom. The reason for this is simple: Young Sky makes black and white look amazing. I want that amount of amazing in my life on a daily basis.

Then again, he looks ridiculously good in technicolor, so maybe I will settle for the real life Pleasantville experience. Start off black and white, then after a few make-out sessions in the back of a 1953 Henry J Corsair down by the lake with Sky, we'll be bursting at the seams with color!

Confession: The highlight of any One Way song for me is whenever Young Sky opens his mouth.

Chance, you must be reading this blog. You know I love some Chance-Junsu combo, so I thank you for giving me a nice little dose of the two of you. It is just what I needed to start 2011 off the correct way.

Now I have a few problems with this video. The first one being WHERE THE HELL IS PETER?! WHY IS HE LIKE THE EMO KID IN THE ROOM ALL BY HIMSELF, AWAY FROM THE OTHER KIDS?? WHAT THE HELL, HE ONLY SINGS ONE PART?! ONE FREAKING PART?!

PETER, PETER BABY WHERE WERE YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUSH JUNSU OUT OF THAT CHAIR AND SAY "THIS IS MY GROUP, YOU DOUCHE"?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SCREAM "THIS IS MY CHORUS"?! WHY WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME??

I guess there have been rumors on other blogs (never this one because we don't gossip here!) that our perpetual man-child Peter has gained some weight and that's why he wasn't in the video as much. All I can say to Peter is that if my cookies had anything to do with those alleged pounds, I am so sorry and please accept my effort in making it up to you by letting me be your work-out buddy. I'll meet you in your bedroom.

Another problem I have with the video ... no, with the song ... is that thing that Junsu does. You know what I'm talking about. He does it in every single 2PM song. That riff thing that ends up sounding more like someone is drowning a cat rather than actual singing. I'm sorry, but from 3:30 to 3:50 in "Rainy Days," that was completely unnecessary and it only detracted from the beauty of the song.

Chance's vocals weren't displayed nearly as much as they should have been, what they're capable of, and the same goes for Peter's vocals. I honestly think the song would have been better without Junsu because the three of them combined are ridiculously talented and really don't need to have another artist "featured" on one of their songs.

You can disagree, that's fine.

Check out the video of One Way's new single "Rainy Days" featuring Junsu below!

TKPA

HOLY FUCK!!!!

HOLY FUCK that is MY DAE BABY!

It is difficult for me to find the words - but DAMN DAMN DAMN that is MY MAN!

I am not just some chick suddenly jumping on the Dae bandwagon - I have been on that 'happy trail' since day one Baby!

I think my Dae Baby has been a tad bit jealous lately watching me spazz over GD, TOP & Tae - well Baby I will make you jealous much more often if you retaliate by working on that delicious body of yours.

And that stare Dae?? Baby have you been practicing? - cause DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe the last time you gave me such a HARD stare you were kicking Tae out of the room - right boo?

So you are sending out this pic just to remind me who I belong to huh? - showing all those bandwagon jumping bitches the look you give ME each night before you lay me down underneath you (or bend me over in front of you) - bahahahaha!!!!

Keep it up BB!  - not sure how I feel about sharing your pic Boo - but I am proud of you & I love showing off what belongs to ME! bahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now Dae Baby cum home to me - I will be waiting in your fav t-shirt with nothing underneath - by our bed I will have strawberries, chocolate sauce & whipped cream ready for you to enjoy eating off of my body!!!!

But don't worry baby we can keep working on that AMAZING AB-Increasing body of yours - you can bench-press me against the other "GROWING" part of you ALL night long - & you don't have to stay so quiet this time baby - let it ALL out - cause not only will the neighbors know my name by the time you are done -  their asses will be able to speak Korean!!!!!

(as my bff would say.... "justsaying") bahahahhaha!!!! 
cjcdae

The Return of TVXQ ... or HoMin

In the past, TVXQ might not have been my absolute favorite out of all the idol groups, but I do have a sneaky little confession: I've always loved Yunho and Max. They were my favorites.

So it makes me really giddy to see this video with just the two of them. I know there is a lot of mixed feelings still involved with this group and its fandom ... but the heart wants what the heart wants. And mine wants some HoMin. (Please don't start commenting saying I'm awful. I already know that I am, but seeing it in print is a bit of a buzz kill).

I never realized how strong my love for fire was until this video. With prior videos, I've always said that starting the entire thing out with the idols drenched in rain (2PM "Without U," BIGBANG "Tell Me Goodbye") or in the shower (MBLAQ "Y") was the proper way to go and could, honestly, never fail.

Then Yunho pulls out the alley in the industrial park with flames going off everywhere at his command, and I'm hooked.

Fire is the new water.

I'm already hooked because of that, but then Max shows his beautiful face with my all-time-favorite, every-idol-should-have-it-because-it-is-amazing hairstyle and I realize that for the rest of this video, I don't even have a fighting chance. Because Yunho took that whip-slash-rope, made it into a lasso, and pulled me in.

I love this song. I love the beat, I love how catchy it is. I love how the words "keep your head dowwwwwwn" keep repeating over and over and over and OVER again in my head. The video was amazing (and dare I say, a hell of a lot better than JYJ's unfortunately and seriously bad video) and just perfection from beginning to end.

Oh, wait. I lied.

There was one itty, bitty little part that ruined everything. Easily forgivable just not quite forgettable. You know what I'm talking about.

These God awful, ridiculous, heinous, atrocious, eye sore to the extreme suits.

It's like they came to America, snuck onto a Native American reservation and stole all the quilts that the blind, elderly women of the tribe spent their entire life weaving, and they have the gnarled, arthritis fingers to prove it, and made those quilts into suits.

Shame on you, HoMin. For stealing the blind Native American ladies' quilts and for having bad fashion sense to think that those suits actually look good.

Shame on you, Yunho, for skinning a fox and wrapping its fur around your shoulders and thinking that it would improve the look of this disaster in fabric.

Shame on you, Max for going along with it and not speaking up. I can see the pain in your eyes because it matches the pain in mine. Literal eye pain.

I'll end this on a good note .... to present to you the sexiest moment of this video (well, one of them, anyway):

And then the most hilarious moment of this video:

Check out the new MV from TVXQ "Keep Your Head Down" below!

TKPA

Say Whaaat?

Ever the faithful boyfriend, GD has to make it clear to his girlfriend that he's being a good boy among the skankfest.

G-Dragon: Look, Kiko! I'm not touching any of the sluts in the club tonight!

T.O.P: Yeah, they're all mine. ALL MINE!

Gone are the days when these two would [in my head] fight over me. It's the end of a beautiful thing.

TKPA

Nothin' But GTOP

We're getting closer to a BIGBANG comeback, ladies and gents! And though the impatience level is increasing by miles every day that passes, Papa YG knows this. That's why he decided to give us some GTOP as an early Christmas present.

And you know anything with my two favorite members, together or separate, will be featured on the blog. Duhhhh.

First glance of GD and I am speechless. Just closed my eyes and shook my head.

Oh, no no no. What's going on with the hair, Ji?

Everything else is good. Clothes, check. Watch, ehhh I'll let it slide. But the hair? I'm just not digging the two little poofs on top. It's kind of like you wanted to pay twice the homage to Snooki but your hair is simply not long enough. You get it right later in the video, but this is just a no-no in my book.

I will admit, when T.O.P first dyed his hair, I hated it. I wasn't going to bitch about it like I normally do, because I know it's T.O.P and the man will surely change it soon. But now ... now I don't want it to go away. Because he looks absolutely amazing with it. Who the hell else could pull off white/silver old man hair? No one.

This girl must have sacrificed her whole city to the K-Pop Gods in order to earn the part of being able to stare directly into Sex God's eyes. Lucky bitch.

And I love this girl's face when she turns around and see T.O.P. My face would look a lot like that as well ... right before "passing out" in hopes that he would give me mouth-to-mouth in order to revive me. (Think: The Sandlot).

As a parting gift, it wouldn't be complete without another sexy man in the video. And Papa YG gave us two.

If you're wondering, Daesung was with CJ that night with a "do not disturb" sign on the door.

Check out the video if you haven't seen it yet!

TKPA