IT. IS. FINALLY. DONE.

I've been having issues with trying to find a box big enough to fit everything, but small enough so AA-CHAN isn't cursing me the entire time he delivers it. Originally, Daesung's vest and G-Dragon's shoes were in boxes, wrapped with wrapping paper and bows and ribbons. Now they're in black gift bags. I was going to put T.O.P's glasses and rings in a metal, rectangular tin, but it wasn't in stock at the craft store.

So I had to resort to this:

Creative, right? I tied the rings together on a piece of ribbon, so they won't get lost in all the silver crap.

And then the finished product looks like this:

Seungri's journal, Taeyang's hat, T.O.P's glasses, GD's shoes, Daesung's vest, then the box with the postcards, birthday cards, and a little note on top telling them who I am and congratulating them.

Then I had a bunch of that silver easter-grass-like stuff that is such a pain in the ass and clings to everything left over, so I decided to use the rest of it in lieu of packing peanuts.

Do you think they will hate me when this stuff gets all over the place?

Thank you all so much for participating! I really wish everyone who showed interest in sending the postcards and birthday cards actually sent them to me. A lot of people asked for the address then never sent anything. Kind of a bummer, but at least we pulled this off, even after a huge huge delay due to unprofessionalism from a certain company.

Thanks to all who donated, as well. This would not have been possible without your help!

You're all amazing :)

Oh and ... I really don't know when the next project like this will happen ... this thing was such a pain in the ass --- worth it, but a huge pain in the ass. I'm glad it's finally over with!

TKPA

Happy Birthday, CJ!

Today is CJ's birthday!

Currently Daesung is on a step ladder hanging pink streamers (just so she can have a better view of his ass) and Taeyang is sitting there shirtless blowing up some pink balloons, abs just glistening with oil (which is required whenever he's in her presence), while Se7en has his luscious lips in the kitchen making her some chocolate chip pancakes that he will later feed to her while she lies in bed.

G.O will be making smoothies shortly, carrying them out to her on a silver tray as she lies poolside and soaks up the sun. Chance will be sitting beside her, every so often shading her with a pink umbrella when the sun gets a little too hot, and also singing to her whatever song she wants. Like her own personal jukebox. Taekyeon will want to go swimming, but he has to be naked, because it's her birthday and they all have to do whatever she says.

On a serious note, I want to thank CJ for being a truly awesome friend and helping me through some tough times. You're simply an amazing person that has nothing but love for everyone.

Also, please say a quick prayer for CJ's father, as he was rushed to the hospital last night and is still there now.

Happy birthday!

xoxox

The Best I Could Find

I'm not really going to say much here, because I'm still very angry and upset that what I really wanted for T.O.P didn't happen. I know it's the thought that counts and he will love it ... still, it is very frustrating to me.

These were the best that I could do on such a short amount of time. Like I said, I found a boutique that had T.O.P-style rings. And these rings are HUGE, not small. The green one takes up about half my finger. I found only the rings with the biggest sizes, as they didn't have sizes on them. And the glasses looked like something he'd wear, so I figured why not? Everything added up to $37, so I have a little left over to put them in something. I have an idea that I'm about eighty percent certain will work, so I will keep you updated.

Sorry about everything, guys. Let me know what you think.

TKPA

The King is Here

Taeyang is finally on Twitter. This is a miracle.

I know you're probably thinking that I'm going to spam the poor guy with loads of dirty things that will make him turn crimson. Even though I want to make him blush more than anything ... I'm actually really scared to tweet to him.

Like ... terrified.

My first tweet to him "Welcome to Twitter :)" was really lame and probably not what you all were expecting. I just can't piss off Tae-Tae. I mean, he'd be hot as hell pissed off, but I don't want to chance it. Because what if I tell him "I want to make a banana split on your abs and then eat it off you" and then he doesn't understand that it's meant to be humorous (and also slightly serious) and takes offence to it? What if he decides from my one dirty tweet that he will never show his abs or any amount of flesh ever again, thus turning into a shorter T.O.P who can actually dance?

I will be the most hated woman on earth. Rightfully so.

So, out of my love for you guys and for the entire K-Pop fandom, I won't be tweeting dirty things to him. And when G-Dragon and T.O.P finally get on Twitter ... I won't be tweeting dirty things to them either. Not because they'll misunderstand me. Oh, no ... they'll understand me all right. I just don't want to piss off another, more local person and risk not ever seeing those abs ever again and becoming single. Yes, that's right. The BF comes before my fandom.

Tae-Tae did tweet some lovely pictures for us, though. I really like this one, for multitude of reasons.

1. You can see the set lights at the top of the picture. Unless those are supposed to be UFOs or something.
2. Taeyang loves this pose. How many times has he done it?
3. Biceps.
4. He looks like he just kicked all of those guys' asses. Really did a great job in bringing out his inner badass.
5. HE IS IN A GRAVEYARD.

If you don't understand the significance of that and why I'm mentioning it, then click here and read this. Maybe I don't have to tweet to him? Maybe he's already reading this blog?

Well ... he will be soon enough.

CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW TAEYANG ON TWITTER IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY. AND IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

TKPA

I'm Going to Keep My Envy to a Minimum

When One Way was in Manila last week, one of my blog-stalkers from the beginning was there to see them. Naturally, I am a nice shade of green right about now. Especially since she had extremely close connections to the boys which had her right in their tent/dressing room. Yes, she saw One Way's pants on the floor.

And if she were the cause as to why those pants were on the floor, hell I would be throwing a parade for her right now despite the fact that I would be screaming with jealousy inside. Unfortunately for her, she wasn't the cause of those pants scattered about, so there's no parade. Sorry, Jenny.

However ... damn Young Sky is gorgeous. Really, really gorgeous. And Jenny not only got one picture with him:

She has two:

A jealous person would make a comment about how his hand is like right there on her bare shoulder. An insanely obsessed person would want to ask how soft his skin is. Me? I'm not going to do either, because I'm trying to keep my envy and delusions to a minimum.

Even the back of his head is gorgeous.

Her luck doesn't end there, though. Monday night, after One Way's radio show ... they called her.

THEY.

CALLED.

HER.

Even though I want to add a "lucky bitch" right about now, I'm going to refrain because Jenny (being the loyal blog-stalker she is) gave me and the blog a little shout out. So you should listen to next Monday night's show because the incredibly lucky girl they'll play their call with is Jenny.

If you want to read her entire fan account about meeting One Way, you can click here. Another tidbit for you that will either make you squeal with joy or cry with jealousy ... Chance remembered her.

Why do I live in America?

TKPA