1.17.2011

TOTAL SPAZZ POST

If you did not see the link that I retweeted this weekend, you're missing out on what is easily considered top five greatest things I have ever seen or have had happened to me. Yeah, it's that good, folks.

Pay attention to what is in Peter's hands at 0:32.


Look familiar?

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OH. MY. GOD.

I know it shouldn't come as a shock, considering I sent it to them .... but they actually never tweeted that they received it (which they normally do when fans send them things), so I thought it was lost among the endless packages they received, if it even reached them at all. And then, to see it in Peter's hands on national Korean television ...

Even now I get all giddy and slightly teary-eyed and I just thank God that I have that Martha Stewart tendency sometimes.

But more importantly ... I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING. ASAP.

This entire thing has me confused. When I first watched it on my phone, I was like "Aw, they're showing what fans had given them. Someone made them like a mix-tape CD or something and THERE'S MY TIN! HOLY SHIT MY TIN!" And then when I watched it on a computer (paying more attention) I saw that they were making a CD, the custom label saying "One Way's Special Gift 'Beautiful'." So I'm even more confused as to what is going on and I really really wish that they had a freaking subbing team who would have already translated this so American girls like me who can only say "hello" and "thank you" and "I love you" in Korean won't have a freaking panic attack trying to figure out what is being said.

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One Way, what are you doing to me?

If you know what is being said or you know anyone who can translate it, please please please please comment below with what's being said.

Oh and to Chance, and Young Sky, and Peter ... thank you for showing it off on TV :)

OKAY NOW GET TO TRANSLATING OR ELSE I QUIT BLOGGING. YEAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ULTIMATUM?!

TKPA

**EDIT**

I had the awesome @mizz_julie from 21BANGS translate what the boys were saying.
Young Sky: In order to pay back our fans for supporting, we thought a lot of ways and we decided on this.
Chance: How are our fans when we're up on stage?
Peter: They like it.
Chance: Ee'll make it an English title and make it "Beautiful." There's only one copy of this CD and it's finished.
Young Sky: We recorded, produced, wrote the lyrics and everything so please listen to it well.
Peter: Be happy in 2011 with our music.
WTF DOES THIS MEAN, ONE WAY?!?!?!?! Who is the CD for? A random fan that you'll pick on Twitter? For me because you're holding one of the tins I made you?

Oh my God, I'm so confused. This is giving me a headache.

Everyone tweet this post to the boys and maybe they'll give us an answer. Because this is just too much for my little fangirl heart to handle.

Thank you, Julie :)

1.05.2011

GTOP Left Me Speechless and Confused

Really, I have no words. I'm going to try like hell to form coherent sentences about the MV for "Knock Out." Which will be hard, because the whole video was anything but coherent. I can say without a doubt that this will be the number one "what the fuck did I just watch" video of 2011. I don't see how anyone can beat this except for GD and T.O.P. I know they're bound to come out with another WTF video at some point this year.

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I like T.O.P's hair in this video. Mainly because it looks like cotton candy. And I'm not the only one who thinks that it does, because look at the girl to his left. She looks like she's about to pounce on him and devour his hair, because it does in fact look like the best cotton candy you'd ever taste, and she probably starved herself in order to be chosen to sit next to him.

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GD is on his way to the rave, guys! How else can we explain the plethora of glow-stick necklaces he's wearing and the acid-dropping wardrobe choice?

Everything in this video makes me laugh. Laugh hysterically until I have tears. Literal tears in my eyes and side cramps from not being able to breathe. There's not one part that doesn't crack me up.

From the bubble wrap scene:

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To the Segway riding in a very Tim Burton environment:

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When they're sitting with all the dog mannequins:

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To the tank that makes absolutely no sense and has no purpose, but since this is a video filled with WTF, it somehow belongs:

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But guys ... the best part, and I mean the best part of the whole "Knock Out" video is at 3:13. I almost missed it, and I don't know if anyone else caught it too. I took the liberty of screen capping it for those that did.

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Win. Complete win.

On a parting note, I have finally realized where GD is getting his hairstyle inspiration from. I knew it looked familiar and it finally hit me.

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I present to you Kid from Kid 'n Play.

Check out the cracktastic new video by GD&TOP below!


TKPA

MBLAQ Needs Some Tissues for "Cry"

MBLAQ rarely disappoints me. I don't think they ever have, to be honest. I love all their videos, I love their songs ... and "Cry" is no different.

From beginning to end, this was a beautiful music video. The choreography was excellent (of course, because Rain choreographed it), the song is so depressingly beautiful and their vocals deliver that heartache and longing to your ears. To have that ability, to make someone feel your pain through your voice ... that's such an amazing gift.

It seems like the general consensus of this MV is that it's perfect except for the make-up. And I have to throw in the clothes into the bonfire too. We all know that MBLAQ hasn't had the nicest of stylists in the past. Sometimes they hit it dead on and get gold stars all across the board. Other times they fall really, really, insanely short.

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Thunder ... he's kind of all over the place. Hair, ehhh not really the best color on him, but it's been much worse so he is improving. And he should have ditched those necklaces because they just look so odd with that type of jacket. Eye make-up to that degree is never acceptable.

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Oh, my precious SeungHo. Sweetheart, please please please get rid of that orange hair. It's not sexy on you, not at all. Go back to brown, or red, or HEY! Even black! Go au naturale, pretty please. Other than that, you kind of have it right with the clothes, but whatever that necklace/belt chain thing is just provokes confusion and takes us away from your face and your lips.

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I laughed when the camera first focused on G.O. Poor guy has his bangs all in his eyes and he reminded me of one of those furry, mop-looking dogs that can't ever see because their hair grows down in front of their eyes. I mean, not one stylist could have been like "Hey, let's just trim this about 1/4 of an inch"? You can't even see his eye make-up (which is a good thing, but still), except for a few little sparkles peeking through.

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Cute little Mir is all grown up and better than ever. I never feel a disappointment with him, he seems to always be able to pull off certain things better than the others. Though he can't pull off the eye make-up. I repeat, eye make-up to that degree is never acceptable.

And I much as I love this man (and if you've been reading this blog long enough, you know I LOVE him), Joon just ... oh, no honey. No, no, no. There's just too much going on here.

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I will say, the hair color looks fantastic. Definitely a keeper, please don't ever change it (though I know you will). And of course, his hotness factor is always present. Even if you put a paper bag over his head, you would still know he's hot. But those gloves? No, they aren't really doing it for me. He looks like he just came back from his shift at the wharf unloading fish from the boats. I don't want to think of smelly, dead fish when I look at you, Joon. The necklace is unnecessary.

You're a man wearing a suit. Honey, you don't need a necklace.

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EYE MAKE-UP TO THIS DEGREE IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE RAIN, IF YOU'RE T.O.P, OR WHOEVER. 2PM DID IT WITH "I'LL BE BACK" AND THEY LOOKED RIDICULOUS. WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT YOURSELVES TO THIS RIDICULE, MBLAQ?!

Please no more eye make-up! You don't need it to make you look better because you're already hot.

Check out MBLAQ's new MV for "Cry" below!


TKPA

I Wanna Stand Under Young Sky's Umbrella-ella-ella

It's been music video release after release and I am loving all this fresh meat to gush over! The latest in hopping on the new MV train is One Way with their extremely overdue release of "Rainy Days." But I love them, and you love them, so that's why we waited so long, ever so patiently.

And it was kinda worth it. When I say "kinda," I mean "totally and completely."

I need to be hooked right from the beginning when it comes to watching a new video and Chance did not disappoint. I'm a sucker for a man sitting at a piano, singing his heart out. Flawless is the only way to accurately describe his singing, to describe him in general.

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Oh, and really freaking gorgeous. That's another way to describe him.

This might sound a little odd, but I really want to see in black and white. I don't want to see in technicolor anymore, guys. I want to see everything as if it's from a 1950's sitcom. The reason for this is simple: Young Sky makes black and white look amazing. I want that amount of amazing in my life on a daily basis.

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Then again, he looks ridiculously good in technicolor, so maybe I will settle for the real life Pleasantville experience. Start off black and white, then after a few make-out sessions in the back of a 1953 Henry J Corsair down by the lake with Sky, we'll be bursting at the seams with color!

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Confession: The highlight of any One Way song for me is whenever Young Sky opens his mouth.

Chance, you must be reading this blog. You know I love some Chance-Junsu combo, so I thank you for giving me a nice little dose of the two of you. It is just what I needed to start 2011 off the correct way.

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Now I have a few problems with this video. The first one being WHERE THE HELL IS PETER?! WHY IS HE LIKE THE EMO KID IN THE ROOM ALL BY HIMSELF, AWAY FROM THE OTHER KIDS?? WHAT THE HELL, HE ONLY SINGS ONE PART?! ONE FREAKING PART?!

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PETER, PETER BABY WHERE WERE YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUSH JUNSU OUT OF THAT CHAIR AND SAY "THIS IS MY GROUP, YOU DOUCHE"?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SCREAM "THIS IS MY CHORUS"?! WHY WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME??

I guess there have been rumors on other blogs (never this one because we don't gossip here!) that our perpetual man-child Peter has gained some weight and that's why he wasn't in the video as much. All I can say to Peter is that if my cookies had anything to do with those alleged pounds, I am so sorry and please accept my effort in making it up to you by letting me be your work-out buddy. I'll meet you in your bedroom.

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Another problem I have with the video ... no, with the song ... is that thing that Junsu does. You know what I'm talking about. He does it in every single 2PM song. That riff thing that ends up sounding more like someone is drowning a cat rather than actual singing. I'm sorry, but from 3:30 to 3:50 in "Rainy Days," that was completely unnecessary and it only detracted from the beauty of the song.

Chance's vocals weren't displayed nearly as much as they should have been, what they're capable of, and the same goes for Peter's vocals. I honestly think the song would have been better without Junsu because the three of them combined are ridiculously talented and really don't need to have another artist "featured" on one of their songs.

You can disagree, that's fine.

Check out the video of One Way's new single "Rainy Days" featuring Junsu below!


TKPA

1.04.2011

HOLY FUCK!!!!

HOLY FUCK that is MY DAE BABY!

It is difficult for me to find the words - but DAMN DAMN DAMN that is MY MAN!
I am not just some chick suddenly jumping on the Dae bandwagon - I have been on that 'happy trail' since day one Baby!
I think my Dae Baby has been a tad bit jealous lately watching me spazz over GD, TOP & Tae - well Baby I will make you jealous much more often if you retaliate by working on that delicious body of yours.
And that stare Dae?? Baby have you been practicing? - cause DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe the last time you gave me such a HARD stare you were kicking Tae out of the room - right boo?
So you are sending out this pic just to remind me who I belong to huh? - showing all those bandwagon jumping bitches the look you give ME each night before you lay me down underneath you (or bend me over in front of you) - bahahahaha!!!!
Keep it up BB!  - not sure how I feel about sharing your pic Boo - but I am proud of you & I love showing off what belongs to ME! bahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now Dae Baby cum home to me - I will be waiting in your fav t-shirt with nothing underneath - by our bed I will have strawberries, chocolate sauce & whipped cream ready for you to enjoy eating off of my body!!!!
But don't worry baby we can keep working on that AMAZING AB-Increasing body of yours - you can bench-press me against the other "GROWING" part of you ALL night long - & you don't have to stay so quiet this time baby - let it ALL out - cause not only will the neighbors know my name by the time you are done -  their asses will be able to speak Korean!!!!!
(as my bff would say.... "justsaying") bahahahhaha!!!! 
cjcdae

The Return of TVXQ ... or HoMin

In the past, TVXQ might not have been my absolute favorite out of all the idol groups, but I do have a sneaky little confession: I've always loved Yunho and Max. They were my favorites.

So it makes me really giddy to see this video with just the two of them. I know there is a lot of mixed feelings still involved with this group and its fandom ... but the heart wants what the heart wants. And mine wants some HoMin. (Please don't start commenting saying I'm awful. I already know that I am, but seeing it in print is a bit of a buzz kill).

I never realized how strong my love for fire was until this video. With prior videos, I've always said that starting the entire thing out with the idols drenched in rain (2PM "Without U," BIGBANG "Tell Me Goodbye") or in the shower (MBLAQ "Y") was the proper way to go and could, honestly, never fail.

Then Yunho pulls out the alley in the industrial park with flames going off everywhere at his command, and I'm hooked.

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Fire is the new water.

I'm already hooked because of that, but then Max shows his beautiful face with my all-time-favorite, every-idol-should-have-it-because-it-is-amazing hairstyle and I realize that for the rest of this video, I don't even have a fighting chance. Because Yunho took that whip-slash-rope, made it into a lasso, and pulled me in.

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I love this song. I love the beat, I love how catchy it is. I love how the words "keep your head dowwwwwwn" keep repeating over and over and over and OVER again in my head. The video was amazing (and dare I say, a hell of a lot better than JYJ's unfortunately and seriously bad video) and just perfection from beginning to end.

Oh, wait. I lied.

There was one itty, bitty little part that ruined everything. Easily forgivable just not quite forgettable. You know what I'm talking about.

These God awful, ridiculous, heinous, atrocious, eye sore to the extreme suits.

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It's like they came to America, snuck onto a Native American reservation and stole all the quilts that the blind, elderly women of the tribe spent their entire life weaving, and they have the gnarled, arthritis fingers to prove it, and made those quilts into suits.

Shame on you, HoMin. For stealing the blind Native American ladies' quilts and for having bad fashion sense to think that those suits actually look good.

Shame on you, Yunho, for skinning a fox and wrapping its fur around your shoulders and thinking that it would improve the look of this disaster in fabric.

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Shame on you, Max for going along with it and not speaking up. I can see the pain in your eyes because it matches the pain in mine. Literal eye pain.

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I'll end this on a good note .... to present to you the sexiest moment of this video (well, one of them, anyway):

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And then the most hilarious moment of this video:

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Check out the new MV from TVXQ "Keep Your Head Down" below!



TKPA